Tank Clan vs Ageha:

This is a somewhat interesting match, even though for the general population it probably isn't. With first look these teams look pretty even, but with closer inspection I'd say the Ageha team is the stronger team in this match. They have shown some improvement from the previous years and I'm pretty sure they will use their panzerfausts to d0ng the Tanks to the bottom bracket. 4-1 for Ageha.

Poop vs ~Team that puts tildas into their name to make them look cooler~:

I do not believe that the tag impersonators have much of a chance in this match. Poop is simply just the more skilled and experienced team in this match. Poop has has been playing together for a long time now and their team unity is one of the best ones in the tournament. Here's Ween reminding his team about the real reason why they keep winning:




Twf vs Gypo:

hahahh

Bmw vs Eicw:

This match isn't very interesting, I can tell you that much. Bme er... Bmw started this tournament rather badly, but they did improve their play throughout the QR. Eicw on the other hand did nothing but snag a game away from Ramirez who was high. There's probably not too many interesting things happening in this match, but I'm gonna throw in 3-2 for BMW for excitement's sake. After the match,  Ascot will post another spam article that will be shorter than your average forum post again.

Team Lame vs Uptown Mofos:

Well, if Um actually does show up, they will hit Team name by storm and.... right, not gonna happen even if they will show up. 5-0 for Tnam in either case. The biggest problem for Tnam in this match will probably be something like this:




THOR vs C (not to be confused with the likes of "D" or "F")

THOR is furious because he and his gatas got stumbled on by the ellyfants. In this match, THOR will cap every game and take approximately 35% of the units (Raziel incorporated 2001) and get about 300 kills from the match. After the match, Newskin will put up his celebration pictures to his Myspace. 5-0 for the THOR effect.

Gru vs Tfs:

I'll go drink all of Tb's boose if Tfs will lose this. Unlike in the previous years, this time around Gru hasn't improved much. I'm pretty sure that Tfs isn't going to break a sweat for this match, but Gru will snag a game away from the at least. 4-1 for Tfs. However, I just received information that Will disagrees with my prediction and is really worried about this match. Here's the reason why:




Lrcg vs Dm:

Well, this isn't Gholiath vs David, bur rather just a 2,80cm tall man versus a short jewish guy. The ending result will probably be the same, just in reversed order. When I asked Dantski what he thought about the Dwarven Mafia, he had this to say:




Then I asked what he thinks about possibly having to play Np in the later rounds:




Gc vs Ooh:

Well, based on how Ooh played vs in the QR, this match will be about who gets the best ratios in the GC team. 5-0 for GC.

Np vs no one:

Rabican reveals us what his methods are that make him such a good captain:



It's really that simple folks. Watch and learn!

SL vs Tuf:

Even though this is a match where something as cuddly as Smurfs are playing a team that describes itself as "tough", the ending result couldn't be further away from the setting. Smurfettes will most likely just walk over these so called tough guys. 5-0 for Smurfies. This is of course if the Smurfs don't get pissed and leave after two games.

Nfdf vs Bad:

Bad doesn't show up and Father Xmas goes berserk in the forum.

Tcox vs Ma:

I am rather sceptical about Ma's chances of defeating Tcox. To put it nicely, they don't have any chance of winning a single game in this match, unless they sent Ramirez a proper container full of pot. 5-0 for Tcox


Even though Odin does not play in this tournament, he has been spotted wandering around the halls of playmyth .net, asking this age old question from everyone he bumps into: