Acerus Malum:

Order of H'pak vs BMW:

Sometimes there are matches that you'd feel like downloading the films from. Then sometimes there are matches from which you'll download the films from because the match turned into an insane flame war, like lrcg vs smurfs. This match however, will be neither. Neither of these teams have hot heads or skilled players, so there's not too many reasons to watch this game :(

2-1 for BMW. Bmw loses to the trow game, since Ooh goes for an all out defense strat and only sends trow to attack. However, this trow will kick all of Ascots peasents, because he put the pirate patch on the wrong eye that morning.

Northern Paladins vs The Fantastic Seven:

This will be an upset match! TFS wins 2-1. Np only wins the trow game. In stalk Will will (!) tag all the flags and in Calm Youngsy from TFS will show the world what he's really made of. After the glorious TFS victory, Elfoid goes into a fantastic bliss and is never heard from again. Will will (!) most likely be like this after the match:





Andvari:

THOR vs ELEPHANTS: After the humiliation THOR suffered last week (losing a game to GYPO), THOR comes back with his gatas and swears to destroy all who oppose them. Unfortunately, this week they are playing the herd, who weight more than THOR. Unlike in the weeks past, this time around THOR gets 100 losses instead of kills. This will cause him to make a lenghty forum post, via babblefish. However, the ellyfant crew did manage to lose to BB in 04, so we shall see if THOR is as big of a hero as D0$.MaN was. 3-0 for Babar's.

TUF vs GYPO:

Somebody cares about this match? :(

Carebears care! Um... 2-1 Tuf?


Bonesplitter:

Marmoritas Assassinas vs Gru:

I'm sure Gru can take this. They can't win trow however, because of Hammurabis furious south hill guard and they probably aren't smart enough to just go around that. However, it might just be that Thorzinho will finally live up to his fathers expectations and crush the puny gimble players.

2-1 for Gru.

BME vs Tank Clan:

Not much to see here. Score will probably be BME alot to Tank clans not so much. BME 3-0.


Bruíser:

BIA vs SMURFS:

Now here's a match! After last weeks flame inferno of a myth game, smurfs are sworn to defeat the team with millions post excuses. Bia would probably take a sweeping 3-0 victory from this, but the Smurfs will leave after the first game. Their explanation for this will be "We left because of bs". When I asked Hawk about how many people does he think are partaking the argument on the forums, he had this to say:

        

MXC vs LRCG:

Covert is furious because the Calm game rematch they are forced to play one hour before this match. He shall defeat the puny Tfl'rs single handedly. Or then again, he might not. I'm sure Lrcg will get some handsome ratios from this game, but there's not much to see in this match, unless you wish to observe the lrcg chat for commentary about their last weeks match. Of course you can just watch their chat and try to figure out what Covert is trying to say too:


        




Mauriac:

Team name vs Ageha:

Ageha, surprisingly, managed to win a game vs NFDF last week. They have shown some improvement from the previous two mwc's. However, I'm rather certain they don't have a chance to win this match. They could win a game, since their best players aren't worse than the worst players in Team name. I don't think that's gonna happen though. 3-0 for Team name and they get first seed after the QR. Seeker will say something witty in the forums after the match. Something like this I mean:

        



Dwarves vs NFDF:

NFDF punts the Duffs quite badly. Dm, somehow, managed to only tag three flags in their match vs Team name. I mean really, how is that even possible? 3-0 for NFDF. Maybe the Duffs will tag at least four flags in Stalk this time!


Rurik:

Tcox vs Gentlemen's club:

This is probably the most interesting match of the week. Theoretically this could be a close match, but somehow I don't think so. If Tcox wont let stoned Ramirez cap, like last week vs Eicw, they should be able to win this. 2-1 for Tcox and Clank will hit the forums like there's no tomorrow. He will be accompanied by Myk, who is going to keep a lecture about sshl.  

EICW vs Companion Raiders:

Probably one of the least interesting matches this week. Companion Raiders has been a small disappointment perhaps so far. Eicw should win this 3-0.


Warbla:

TWF vs BAd:

Bad forfeited last week, because they thought they were eliminated after QR#1. Hopefully they will show up for the match though. This wont change the ending result for TWF however, since I find it unlikely that Bad would tag more than four flags in Stalk. 3-0 for TWF.

Poop vs UM:

Poop should probably win this 3-0 if nothing unexpected happens. However, they did only defeat TWF by one point last week when they had a 7vs4 advantage. Though perhaps Xylene will remember how it was like to be young again and play with the fury of Jesus. UM might snag a game from Poop though, but I don't think that's gonna happen.


Finally, a shocking discovery: