This is the first in an ongoing 1v1 series of reviews I will give, cumulating with the best game that I currently have a film of. It'll probably be something lame like 1v1 gfgg on timid with one giant.

Legato Sourenaoisd vs Out of Dark



This game was the result of Seekers constant crusade to cause n00bs to clash in contests of words starting with C. Somewhat like the Don King of Myth, in fact. It was a bright sunny day, or maybe a friday night that some dude named “Bombtrack” was making fun of creme for having no life because he was, and I quote: “Home by 5:00 AM.”

Some fag named exclamation mark somehow managed to join the game, I don’t why seeker let him in, but he was annoying as fuck and everybody wanted him to shut up. As the famous Myrk put it: “stfu” was the common sentiment around this guy.

Legato, the popular favorite, looked to fairly confidant, pregame interviews revealed that he “[wasn’t] nervous.”

On the other side of the ring stood Out of Dark, using some weird name as he is often doing. For those of you who don’t know the fellow, he's the guy on TuF who can often be seen in unranked lobbies talking about how his cousin was eye fucking the shit out of him, or other subjects similar to that.

During the planning time, Don King is busy stating the benefits of a win!



Meanwhile, exclamation mark! is being a complete douche (I think he might be Will in disguise) by trying to give a stirring speech to Out of Dark.



 He also, and I am not making this up, claimed you should



How crazy is that?! Many reliable sources advise: you should eat poison always unless you’re not elfoid, Will, Evil Jake, Placid2, Rawr, Asmodian, Paris In Flames, or grim. Must be Will, the fucking self serving prick.

ON TO: THE MATCH!

Historians speak of the legendary duel between Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton, of Inigo Montoya and The Count, but this, this was neither of those. To put this bluntly, for I could do no other thing in a situation like this, this game was moderately similar to, if your familiar with Calvin and Hobbs, Moe picking on Calvin. However, if you’re not familiar to Calvin and Hobbs, its moderately similar to France picking on the U.S.A... At football.

In a maneuver that would do TB proud Legato decides its necessary to puss his opponent. Actually that would do most mythers proud. The part that would make TB proud is the part that he's using both puss on a single war and a single styg, and one of his own ghols.






Out of Dark, in an effort to meet with the DA because he couldn’t pull it off for having sex with his cousin, decides that maybe he can pull it off through 12 counts of Rape. He still fails, because the DA tosses the case out after noting that “She was asking for it.” Thwarted again, he takes out his sexual frustration, and sets out on a path of complete rape everywhere else he could.

As you can see from the following picture, rape is actually, contrary to your 9th grade health classes instruction, quite pretty and an amazing thing. It really is an amazing part of nature, and should be encouraged on all occasions that it may result in situations like this.



And in fact, this “Rape” may be held up as the definitive case to prove that, once and for all, rape is really a beautiful thing.




And, after that, it is just mopping up for the victorious cousin fucker. However, after of helping his cousin clean the semen from her face, as well as his “victims” (who clearly love it, since they keep coming back for more), mopping up the semen is no trouble. Legato, like the thousands of rape victims before him, comes back for more.