Why it will be these teams in the finals.

BME, with the tribal powers and communal understanding of psychics, coupled with their towering individual ability to crush opponents like ants benieth their foot, have thus far shown their sterling quality when faced with their first tough opponent of the MWC 2006. During a grudge match with BIA3, this team, under the wily command of Captain Bullet Tooth Toney, this team displayed their clossal teamwork against opponents whos hevi hitur capability was as good as their own, and won in a crushing 4-1 victory.

Np, with their cold calculating captain Rabican, has crushed all their opponents, trusting so much in their own and teamates abilities that they dont even bother to focus or try hard until they have reached the finals, which is assured with their teamwork, individual abilities, and the dispassionate Captain Rabican. This team will utterly destroy their oppenents in their romp to the finals, the members of the team not even bothering to show up sober.

BIA3 with their capacity to completely and utterly dominate through sheer talent and power of the individual, holds that nobody is equal, and they're the most unequal, with the positive trend. While this may be the case, their teamwork proves that hevi hitur status alone wont pull them through, and this team will need to do some serious teamwork and get a more stable but incredible cap than they currently have going, with the stablity, but lack of outstanding brilliance they have in Death Basterd, and the brilliance but lack of stablity they have in hit.

Ele, with their giant african elephants, has already proven that they can romp and stomp as well as any. Their friendly ears are betrayed by their spactacular trumpets as they charge and crush down all opposition, with the strategy of "whoever gets to the stomp point first gets to do the stomping." This spirit of "everybody can do everything" shows most in their captaining, where they allow anybody who wants to a chance to captain. Were this crushes lesser teams with equal powers as the others, it will fall when faced with the cold hard calculations of its mortal enemies, the finns, who routinly hunt their kind for fun, and against the psychic powers of BME who regularly pick their enemies biggest weaknesses from their heads and use it to their maximum ability.

After BIA3 is shut down by the drunken finns, and Ele is brought to the ground by the mighty .577 Nitro Express cartridge, shot from the guns weilded by their opponents led by the wiley Bullet Tooth Toney. After that, the losing teams will fight eachother in a close, but irrelevant duel, and the winner, sorely wounded, will be finished off by the Drunken Finns or the Psychic Tribe.

Finally, the Drunken Finns and the Psychic will face eachother the first of a series of epic battles, in what will later be known as: "The Top Bracket Semi Finals." It will play out such that the Drunken Finns, trusting so absolutely in their battle prowess and the powerful strategies of their empty, calculating captain Rabican, will encounter their first opponents with the knack for destruction that is equal to their own. They will be so shocked, and drunk, that they will be crushed mercilessly, almost losing their will to play, after knowing, in their heart, that their enemies can read their minds. But, after a brutal slog through the cold regions of the lower bracket, and then to face the lower bracket champions, laying gravely wounded, will give them new heart as they watch drunkenly in celebration as Captain Rabican brutally tortures Death Basterd for even considering himself as a rival. Again, with a revitalized heart, and an understanding of their opponent, they will face the Pyschic Tribe, this time showing up sober, ready to win those $1000.

The Finals

The Wiley Bullet Tooth Tony, thinking like a true killer, and understanding that both mistakes and good plays happen, banks on the idea of giving each person units that will make them self-sufficiant, so that they may continue fighting when their comrades have been struck down. Basing his trust on his teams ability to psychicly coordinate themselves in the most effective vessel for obliteration of the oppenent possible, he gives them these individual sets based on the understanding they will nevertheless work together.

The ever so cold Rabican will assign very different unit sets, some built for the express purpose of owning, and some built for the express purpose of holding and stalling the opponent for as long as they can. They will be interdependent squads that are not self sufficiant and require teamwork in order to work, trusting on each players skill and teamwork to pull it through, knowing that the punishment of torture unto death has instilled a strong enough fear to not mess up. It will be built around a trust that each player can do the job assigned to them, and that there will be no mistakes with these players.

These teams will not keep the same starting 7 players every game, because it would be pointless to do so; every player on both teams is good enough to play in the finals and not embarress themselves or the team.

In the end, the Ferocious, but Newly Sober Finns will crush the Psychic Tribe in a brutal fasion, Rabican letting out all his agression on the most horrendous torture imaginable on his nemesis the Chode Twins. Finally, spent, and in need of a drink, the Finns will resume drinking, this time with Rabican among them.

And then, as the champaign is flowing and clothes are being removed in the afterparty, Np will precure the rights to puskase.com and, using the pictures created in the wild festivities, create a site that rivals, nay, surpasses the legends of goatse, tubgirl, and lemonparty.

And there will be much rejoicing.