Match 2T00 - Top Bracket
Brills meets Evil defeats AGEHA 35-19
Reviewed by qwerty (click name to read)
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Review by qwerty - Overview
somehow age managed to win two games in this match and nearly won a 3rd.  BME weren't really paying attention and should have been able to play better.
Game 1 - Captures on Fosgarach Ruillick
This game is dominated by magne’s love for chohan and the effective use of fire by age.  It starts off with btt setting up magne and chohan:

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Unfortunately magne is not sure what to do
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Luckily btt reassures him it will be alright
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And magne is relieved
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It doesn’t take long for magne to get into the swing of things
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Unfortunately for magne it seems to be a completely one sided relationship with chohan not contributing at all.  Eventually chohan has had enough and magne must spur him on with encouragement
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Finally magne gives up on chohan only to have cannibal ox make a move on him
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Meanwhile AGEHA is somewhat confused about what to do…


Ape wonders if he should go mid or… mid?
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he opts for the latter and goes mid.

Terry the kid knows exactly what to do and goes mid.  He pushes mid hard by using his fire arrows on the first available unit; ghols.  

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The fire completely misses and cannibal ox’s ghols go merrily on their way.

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kAO realizes that pussing archers and then using fire arrows might be a good idea.  He throws the pus and fires the fire arrows…
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But unfortunately the archers are long gone, the pus duds and fire doesn’t burn on bridges.
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Ageha’s strat has managed to confuse and upset dwarf:
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Thankfully btt is there to calm things down:
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Chron chimes in with his strategic assessment of the situation:
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The game ends with BME winning 7-0


Game 2 - Captures on Fosgarach Ruillick
Age does a normal trade but BME trades for max pus archers and duffs.  Other than that the game progresses normally with BME cleaning up.

This game magne has lost some of his sexual prowess…
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 and can’t even get accesZ excited.
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btt is having problems too but seems to shake it off with a laugh.
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Even dwarf is not quite with it this match, suggesting his team is in fact female.
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And cannibal ox is after the other team…
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Meanwhile
Terry the kid’s archers are shaking in fear a the sight of a ghol
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But then they realize it is just cannibal ox and relax
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Hiropon says something important
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Chimige replies with a question
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and ginga answers
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Later on in the game KaO proposes to chohan
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BME win 7-0
Game 3 - Capture the Flag on Caer Cadarn (Trow)
Much to dwarf’s dismay age and BME have swaped colours
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This game age have decided to use English instead of Japanese.
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I still can’t understand anything they are saying though.

BME goes mid with 3 trow, age goes mid with 1.
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Hiropon realizes the rest of his team is flanking and asks for help.
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Help does arrive but not before it is noticed by magne
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everyone ignores magne for awhile and then realize they are being flanked.
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agehas flank gets crushed and magne professes his love for chohan.
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Game 4 - Stampede on Krakatoa (light)
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This game age has switched back to talking in Japanese.
Ape says something
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and everyone else agrees
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In an effort to confuse age magne starts giving false orders
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luckily terry the kid is on the ball and directs hiropon to the correct place
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Meanwhile btt tells magne to go north
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and tells him again
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and again
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magne then wonders why no one tells him what to do
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Cannibal ox again proves he can’t pick up good pus to save his life
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Age win 12-11
Game 5 - Flag Rally on Smells like Blood in Here
Reviewing is boring now and I hate this map so I’ll just put in two screenshots:
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No prizes for guessing who
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