All of the games this week were really boring, and not that fun to watch. One team would just rape the other consistantly through all 5 games, and this is even when the 5 trow 'powerhouse' teams have a bye week. One match that did catch my attention however, was the 4 trow team lrcg against 2 trow team Dwarven Mafia. This article will conclude many things.
Anyway, it's gametime. LRCG Kid-Friendly army has battled the Mafia Henchmen all day long, and won the first four games under thier fearless leader, Dantespeak, who constantly kept his team under control and in command of the match. Then there was the fifth and final battle that would await the toy army, and Field Marshall Peak had gone into retirement, and General Pepper took the charge for the first time that war, and was entrusted with pulling DM away from a crushing defeat.

General Pepper ponders the scene, calm and cool.

Elsewhere, Colonel Milk Man was sent in to recieve the surrenders of the opposing force with his team of sub-par specialists and police units. When asked how to deal with a threat of the situation, the Colonel motioned us to follow him to the women's barracks to show us. Upon entering the tent, he demonstrated, saying
And so the two armies faced off on the deserty, clean plains. Milk Man hires a mercenary army of undead and a single demolitionist to hold the lines and commands his officers to keep them in line and proceed to flank when needed. Little does he know, the Mafia forces are exhausted. Their munitions dry, they have nothing to fund a restoration of arms to the front lines, as well as thier last resort of hope. General Pepper knew, however, that if he could not hold the line here, the Mafia would fall, and the family would fall with it. Out of desperation and pure intelligence, General Pepper decides to call upon the last of the close to fighting material of the family, with male ages ranging from Twelve to Eighty, as well as the family owned pet shop. Equipped with not more than sword, cleaver, axe, shield and whatever they could get thier hands on. A risky manuver in the family buisness, the General also recruited his close pyrotechnic friends. They weren't hard mafia henchmen, but Gen. Pepper was running out of options.

Morale was low, his army underfed and undernourished, questioning command, but a glint of hope shined in General Pepper's eyes.

Watching the oncoming enemy forces begin to take form and move into position, he said a few last final words to his troops.

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me, Shall be my brother; be never so vile, This day shall gentle his condition. And gentlemen at home now abed, Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhood's cheap whiles any speaks, That fought with us upon this day of days.

The Mafia forces charge forward, screaming war cries in an effort to intimidate the LRCG army. Such a thing seems a lost hope, for the LRCG are even more gracious to see the Dwarven Mafia spring thier animals forward. Colonel Milk Man would have his victory in and through battle experience, but his most prized officer, Teenie, was missing, and would not see him in all of his glory. And without Teenie, of course, he had no plan to counter attack. The Colonel began to bark orders to surround the Mafia forces rushing the bridge of land inbetween two rivers, but the Mafia forces pushed too hard, too fast, but alas, it was too late. General Pepper's act of despiration and hope pulled off a move for the family that was looking very good on thier part. Some of the family began to claim victory and morale rose, but one of the most courageous officers of them all, who had seen victories from his first days in battle beating certain high ranked officers from certain deadly forces, reminded his men that the battle wasn't over, and that claiming victory now could beat them back later.
Matty, former member of Damaged Goods, as well as Milkman arrives on the scene. Lieutenant Redrum and the rest of the Mafia pushes forward heroically, in one last push to hopefully end the war. The following pictures have been taken at our photographer's extent, obtaining such photographs was very dangerous with the carnage all around, but he's put his life on his line to give us such exclusive photographs.

Photographs taken on scene, Colonel Milk Man is brutally raped and violated by Lt. redrum of Dwarven Mafia.

Photographs taken on scene, on the left, Lt. redrum of the Dwarven Mafia invades the LRCG women's barracks to find Milk Man's prized posession, teenie, and teaches her what a real officer feels like; On the right, redrum of Dwarven Mafia beats the shit out of Matty dg with an axe, who decided it was a nice time to enjoy one of Milk Man's glasses of Milk with his son, 'nicksly'. Pictures of his son were found, but such brutallities cannot be seen on this website.

Matty cowardly leaves the scene, abanoning his uniform and leaving the battle. The rest of the LRCG officers take notice to thier loss, and instead of recieving, Colonel Milk Man offers his surrender after his brutal, unconditional raping. The battle was over, a small victory for the family proved to be worth it. With the majority of LRCG officers taken prisoner by the Mafia forces, they had no other options but to pull back thier forces from the front lines, offer a stalemate in the war, and make peace with the family.
One of my faithful reporters, Akira, questioned Milk Man, when it was brought to his attention that he was a potential blunder of the week. He replied with :

The following is a lengthy interview with Week 4's player of the week, General Pepper. None of this has been edited, it all came straight from the heart. You will probably find it very boring, but what the hell, a General of this prestige deserves to have his past talked about and the strategies of this man revealed.

In conclusion, the Blunder of the Week goes to Milk Man of lrcg.
Points of Interest:
1) LRCG should not be a 4 trow team. Being a 4 trow team means that you won't lose games in DE to 2 trow teams. Yes, yes, I know, they beat SL. But is SL really a 4 trow team? I expect to see them here next week, and if it be so, I'll uncover thier dirty plans to win mwc.
2) General Pepper should captain the rest of DM's games.
3) Enculator is the best example of a french steryotype.
4) Without Dante, ska, covert, nitro or Tim, LRCG is nothing.
5) Matty of Damaged Goods wouldn't have dropped the game to save his ratios if it was played in ranked. Faggot.

This concludes yet another Blunder of the Week. Next week, more games will be played, and I will rejoice, for more blunders will be afoot.