Angelie Jolie has had one of the worst hack jobs done to a set of lips I've ever seen. It was either her brother sucking too hard when she french kissed him, or a plastic surgeon that should be shot. Either way, skank that she is, she's more fun to watch in Tomb Raider than this match was. Then again, if she had 3 nipples. Hmmm.....

TN played well with no major flubs. They clearly outplayed the unknown JB. There wasn't much fun in the chat, unless it was something said in Japanese

Game One - [Stampede] [Desert]

Both teams went with less than max pigs. TN with 20, JB with 15. Neither team went with pus - where's the fun in that? JB went with max arcs and lots of melee, including snappy looking thrall in white cotton and matching handbags,err, axes. Both teams went heavy mid and South.

The North was wide open. TN turned their pigs that way and got all 20 in. JB pushed in the South, and lost all but two. Scorpio of BMF/TN did the most damage when the JB pigs hugged the river a bit too close. Wights can be so humiliating - or gratifying. Highlight of the match

Game Two - [Territories] [If I had a Trow]

This game took less time than the PT. Despite a full complement of players, JB was playing this match like they only had 2 or 3. Bum rush in the mid here. The problem is, TN stuck with their flanks and closed in on the JB flags before they knew what hit em. The other problem was, well, JB charged across the river with all 5 Trow, turned them North a bit, and took out a pesky wight. While they were arguing over who got to kick it, TN was devastating their troops in the mid. Not a film you'll see on the JB site anytime soon

Game Three - [Flag Rally] [Cracks]

With an easy victory in hand, TN was looking to boost their point differential. Anony warned his troops that if JB got more than 4 flags, they all had to have unprotected sex with Courtney Love (Editor note (Anony): Yeah.. that would suck :(). OK, mb he didn't say exactly that, but he got his point across. Both teams defended the outer fortress flags and snuck a peek at the mid. JB crept down the West side, but Chico and Anony pinched the large force up against the wall and picked it apart. Scorpio and Ammo swept through the rest of the JB flags and TN had their 8-4 flag victory. No shower scene in this match though. Can't wait for Final Fantasy to come out.