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Triple Nipple

Live and Die for the Almighty Nipple!
Quite some time ago, a man named Henry married a woman named Ann. And all was well... or so all should have been. The former was a wealth man, and the latter was willing to do essentially anything to make him happy.
    
     Sadly for this Ann, Henry was in fact the King of England, and the only thing that would make him happy was a man child. Continuing his never-ending quest (well, I guess it ended when he died, but you shush) to kill all who refused to bear him man children, he ordered Ann to be executed.
    
     While this bit of back story is interesting, and perhaps even important, the relevant portion of the tale is as follows: this unlucky dame was born with a vestigial third nipple. As the first person known to be persecuted for having a third nipple (for this was in fact the given cause of her mistreatment), Ann Boleyn has become our inspiration in this world.
    
     The members of ~TN~ look forward to a day when the world looks kindly upon the malformed and mutated, and comes to accept them into society as they ought have been long ago. It is our quest to represent these freakish individuals in the best way possible. However, as we suck, we prefer to do so in an anonymous and amorphous format. We intend to make our most dramatic statement yet in this year's MWC, with the help of our member stations and viewers like you.
Threat Assessment:
TN's roster has become stronger of late. They've added a good deal of skill in the form of solid rabble players, and had a fair amount on board to start. Although the inclusion of BMF players is somewhat surprising, it certainly has no downside.

As with many other teams, practice and rabble integration will play a large part in determining the level of TN's success. Last year's TP team performed fairly well with a similar TN core, nearly upsetting MoR in the early rounds of the DE, which certainly bodes well for this year's strengthened squad.

While likely not a contender for the finals, don't expect TN to go down easily. A run to DE 3 is a safe bet, and they may go significantly further if they integrate well.

Update DE2: So far, TN's only competition has come from PoOp, but the team is still stable so the loss is more likely to be therapeutic at this stage. They'll probably work harder from now on to avoid those same mistakes, and may even pull off an upset or two over the cup runners.
Update DE3: TN played well vs Cacra this past weekend and move into the DE4 to play the powerful >:(.  Lets see what TN is made of and see if they can step up to the challenge.
Update DE4: Only able to manage a small team against Angry Face, TN get steamrolled by Angry's full, more-prepared squad. TN don't even get a chance to catch their breath, as this week they'll face off with Monkey Island, a team that tied Angry Face last week. A hard schedule of practice should be in order, if they wish to stay in the tournament.
This team has received 477 top ten "votes".Threat Rating:TrowTrowTrowTrow
Contacts:East WindAnony
Team Roster
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Akira (vigilante)Anony (quaestor)Chico (chico)East Wind (urgru)Kameleon (bkameleon)Leif (leif)MadMax (madmax)Pacu (mcasse)Zodiac (THEZODIAC)Maxx 5of5 (maxx5of5)Bullseye (Bullseye)Scorpio (Scorpio)Ammo (Ammo)Olympus (VGSmoke)Wark (ducknukem)
Match Results
VictoryoverJ.B.58-12
VictoryoverTCL52-12
VictoryoverHB52-18
VictoryoverIdiot55-13
DefeatbyPoOp31-42
Victoryoverff96-36
VictoryoverBF56-35
VictoryoverCacra73-64
Defeatby12inch29-77
Defeatbymi13-54
Team Statistics
Current Rank:11
  
QR Pool:Alric
QR Exit Seed:9
QR Diff Avg:30.20
  
Win/Tie/Loss:7/0/3
Points Scored:515
Points Allowed:363
Avg Point Diff:15.20
Team Kills:1642
Damage Done:14697
Damage Taken:13198
Frequent Captains
Bullseye (Bullseye)W/T/L: 6/0/7Captained: 13Ammo (Ammo)W/T/L: 9/0/3Captained: 12East Wind (urgru)W/T/L: 3/0/2Captained: 5
Build time: 23ms