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Well it was a nice pick for a team name...

Everytime I look at this team's roster I get a herpes flare-up. Wait, I got a funny story about herpes.

So during my junior year in H.S. I was on the wrestling team. Our team was really shitty but had fun, kind of like this team, but that is neither here nor there. Anyway, our shitty team held a tournament for a bunch of schools one Saturday afternoon and as the day dragged on we kept noticing one competitor with really bad acne. Like the kind where you stop whatever you're doing and just stare no matter how rude or horrible it is to do so. One of our dudes even wrestled him and commented how horrible it looked up close. I think he lost because he was avoiding going near the guy’s head, a wise decision.

As this kid was walking by the parents of one of the wrestlers asked him about his horrible acne. This wasn’t an entirely out of place question; both were professional dermatologists and were quite curious. The kid replied that it was just bad acne like everyone else suspected. Upon getting permission for a closer examination one of the parents then gave him a proper diagnosis, “that isn’t acne, that’s herpes”. Our athletic director freaked out and the four or so people the kid had already wrestled were thrown into the showers for about five hours. The mats the dude wrestled on were taken apart and scrubbed clean for god knows how long and then taped back together. That crappy tournament eventually finished though.

Post QR: Elfoid -89.

DE3: TFS beat MA, and now faces mental in the winnowing bracket. They should win, but mental has been quite the surprise this year. If they win, next week they will probably play wacky delly, which may prove to be the end of thier tournament run for this year.This team has received 17 betting pool "votes".