| Games Attended: | 10 |
| Record (W/T/L): | 2/0/8 |
| Games Captained: | 1 |
| Record (W/T/L): | 0/0/1 |
| Kills - Losses: | 57-189 |
| Best Game: | 16-17 |
| Damage / Game: | 36 |
| Best Game: | 101 |
| WightyScore: | 0.18 |
| Bet Pool Accur: | N/A |
| Bet Pool Total: | N/A |
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Tanneran: I think you're dehydrated.
Louden Swain: No, I'm just the victim of a screwed-up nitrogen imbalance. Plus, I think I've contracted priapism.
Tanneran: What's priapism?
Louden Swain: It's a disease of a constant erection.
[Tanneran giggles]
Louden Swain: It's not funny, believe me! The girl of my dreams lives under my own roof, but she thinks I'm just a kid, a dumb jock, all of which is more or less true. I'm dying, Mr. Tanneran, just like that girl in the poem... only quicker, and with a hard-on.
Louden Swain: No, I'm just the victim of a screwed-up nitrogen imbalance. Plus, I think I've contracted priapism.
Tanneran: What's priapism?
Louden Swain: It's a disease of a constant erection.
[Tanneran giggles]
Louden Swain: It's not funny, believe me! The girl of my dreams lives under my own roof, but she thinks I'm just a kid, a dumb jock, all of which is more or less true. I'm dying, Mr. Tanneran, just like that girl in the poem... only quicker, and with a hard-on.
Not too good from what I've seen.
Cu was clearly under the influence of some psychadelic drug when he gave this dude 3 balls. From what I seen, he is not very good. Hopefully he plays well in the tournament, and suprises a few people. 1 ball until that happens, though!
I don't know this player.