Go. Watch. See.

Pee Wee is the man, and he was framed.

He did not masturbate in that movie theater in 1991.

In truth it was Grim.

In other news I decided to slightly change my perspective at looking at things with regards to power rankings.


Ok, here's this week's power rankings:

12. LRCG - This is how MWC has always been done. You know the rules, so why didn't you show, or at the very least let your team know with more than just a few days in advance.

Even with that LRCG probably could have done more damage in this match and won at least two games if they were more cognizant of the clock situation in the first 2 games.

I mean I know you were undermanned, but still... you had the player skill to pull it off.

11. BIA3 - Ok, this one was a bit obvious.

The person who was most to blame here was Death Bastard.

Ok in game 1 you notice that they almost succeeded with their pus bomb attack if it wasn't for Clank's puss misshit.

In game 2 your teammates ask for you to put more thrall on the flag. Common sense tells you they might try something similar to what they did in game 1 again.

Ok, so you decide to leave 2 more thrall on the flag, for a total of 1 jman and 4 thrall.

Good game. Good match.  Next time play the game of Myth and not the game of Jack Bauer power Body Count action hour.

10. GC - They didn't really screw up vs. DET. They just lacked the bc power and a cap who was unable to make up for it by recognizing who should be recieving the lion's share of the units and the difficult assignments.

Read: Infector.

9. Team Name - Not having Rocket Dive & Ruin available for a match against one of the tougher teams of the tournament = GG.

Next!

8. Smurf Legion - As expected NP came out in force and took care of business.

Not much more to say here.

7. DET - The Cindarella team of the tournament stubs itself by having an attendance heart attack resulting in a lack of players for the match.

By the time they get 6 players to show up, they are pretty much on the ropes.

6. TWF - They played extremely well throughout the DE, but their tenuous attendance situation finally caught up to them in their match against NP.

In order to have a chance they needed their best players to show, which unfortunately did not happen as Jen and Shaitan were missing.

Ok let me shove this recap of an interview I had with Blade right here:

In an interview with Seeker, Blard announced that he is reupping with TWF for 3 years. He also said Bale was to blame for the loss. At the end of the interview, Reg chimed in and said bale was being demoted to the grapefruit league.

5. NFDF - They've been fairly unimpressive all tournament long. However, here they are again, in the late stages of another MWC, one of the last teams standing. Honestly, I think TWF was the better team, but regardless TWF bowed out rather meekly, and you can't reward that.

This is truely a throwback team that relies on old school methods of play.

You take the hand your dealt and you play it the best you can exploring all your options.

I think that epitomizes this year's NFDF team.

4. Elefriends - I'm still not convinced they deserve 5 trow. The performance in this tournament has yet to merit it. Still... like NFDF there is something to be said for still being in the tournament and not embarassing yourself (which isn't what can necessarily say for BIA).

So kudos to you.

3. Tcox - Good job on playing the game of Myth guys. Not much more to say here except Clank is damn lucky his squad was able to recover from his game 1 blunder.

2. NP - Attendance issues cleared. Buzzsaw activated. Anything else written here would be needless fellatio.

1. BME - God Cops vs Acheron would be an excellent 1 v 1 to watch. See above regarding fellatio.