 | Just kidding. You know, sometimes I think if this tournament had been run under a weighted pool system, I'd actually have something to review. GAME 1: Peanut Platoon vs. Fuck.The game starts off full of good spirit and joviality. For the blue team. The green team is kind of stingy, to be honest.
Ducky (hey, that's me!) is feeling rather generous, so he tries to give everyone a trow. 
But he can't, so some go hungry =C. Possibly due to said malnutrition, Ducky comes up with the following plan:  Predictably, Chaos ensues.
...  So, right about now, Maze realizes it's FR, and he generously devotes his trow to capturing one of two much-needed flags. Kudos to him!
...aaand right about here is where Ducky figures it out.
So, what with the game being Flag Rally and all, Peanut Platoon suddenly needs to overcome the last flag's overwhelming defense:
Meanwhile, Ducky thinks it would be a pretty good idea to send back some overwhelming defense of his own:  You know, seeing as how the green team is trying to capture the flag and all, with two trow. Like I said, Peanut Platoon needs somebody -at least one of their 4 trow (not counting Maze, who already did his patriotic duty)- to step up and brave the aformentioned overwhelming defense. Ducky sees this. Naturally, he decides rather than taking matters into his own captain's hands, he'd best encourage his teammates to step up to the task themselves.
WILL ANYONE ANSWER DUCKY'S DESPERATE PLEA? WON'T ANYONE SAVE THE PEANUT PLATOON? WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!Why, yes, and that someone is Rodekill.
OH THE SUSPENSE   Oh, wouldya look at that.
...and there was much rejoicing.  The moral of this story is:
Score: 6-6 GAME 2: Peanut Platoon vs. Bunch of A-holes.Ok, so in the second game of the match, Peanut Platoon decides it would be a good idea to pay attention to the gametype. So we look to see what it is, and here it is:
Armed with a keen awareness of said gametype, Peanut Platoon prepares an appropriate strategy:
No really, that was what we did. Did I mention the game was 14 minutes long?
Of course, with such characters as thor, verminix, clank, broken cow, not to mention myself, there was plenty of entertainment to go around. However, you can watch the film for all that fun stuff. Myself, I'm just going to F2 F2 F2 my way to the finale.
...and there was much rejoicing.
...wait, wtf?! *sigh*, okay, okay, watching it again. F2 F2 F2WtF did my army go?
getting closer...
So will someone please explain wetf is going on?  seriously, I...
Ahem. tee hee. 
Right then, so there was much rejoicing. 
The moral of this story is:  Scouting is for noobs.Score: 12-6 Peanut Platoon GAME 3: Peanut Platoon vs. Manican Machine
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Four Soul Patrol
This image is hilarious
Poor Myk :C
aMAZEing work!!!
'whoops.'
Overwhelming defense.
way to encourage, Myk
Rodeblock.
Everyone's a winner!
Blame the four soul patrol.
WTF?! whoever picked this crap should be shot.
The plane.
can't touch this naa na na na...
OtA: boy, that was some mean chili!
EW and his habit suffer the wrath of our siege tactics
The Approach.
Bust a move!
zOMGZ!
I CAN'T LOOK!
VICTORY!
hoorayy
hoorayy.y...yhuh?
golly gee, where could they be?
golly gee, where could they be?
golly gee, no seriously, wtf are you guys?
uh...yeah... 'closer'
...
golly gee, where could they be?
golly gee, whe– hey, what's that?
oh, THERE you are!
oh.
taadaa.
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