I have become outraged by the amount of people who cannot spell my name correctly. Every game I now join I get called empty by at least 5 players. I would not be bothered if my name was full of crappy ASCII writing , buts it 4 bloody letters E,M,P,Y. This is not just an atrocity towards me but to the whole English language. Maybe Myth is destroying peoples eyes so they add a hidden T into my name, or perhaps the worlds schools are failing a generation of mythers. The only thing I can recommend is to read a book. Then perhaps you will be able to read a 4 lettered word.  

Morally Outraged
EmpyPhil

See look at the picture to see how my name should be spelt