I was bored and home sick with the flu

have fun!


alright i tried attachhing a file at the bottom but i dont think it worked so...

here it is...

MWC Review TWF vs. UM
Darkness of TP
Alright since I’m not playin and i’m sick with the flu I decided to download a pack and review the films! GASP SHOCK AWE!

Match 1: FR Stalk
Anyways, match starts off very quietly with both teams talking about what seems to be strats… what happened to the sucking up to the reviewer…?

There is some witty banter… and I use the term loosely…

Hannibal: I’ve played a few games recently
Krusader: So is this practice?
Hannibal: and I can beat toecutter!!!!!! (that’s right six exclamation marks)

Tsk tsk a use of cursive words by shaitan in pointing out that it is game 1, he also fails to remember his opposing team’s name which is… um… standing for… united mythers?

Anyways on to the game…

Interesting… I would never have thought of that Welly pointed out that the melee should be in front to eat puss…

UM has the south start and sends a large force north, TWF sends a large force south and a smaller force west. UM then sends a large group of thralls to tag the south flag and TWF moves a force mid with a large ghol pack pushing across which encounter a thrall contingent at UM’s base and promptly splits up to tag whatever flags it can

Fast forwarding… UM gets pinched at the north and loses a flag with TWF closing in on victory

With just a contingent of thralls standing in their way TWF makes short work of UM

Taking the match 7 flags to 6… with a unit percentage of 75% to 8%

End of Game Comments I go to Hannibal
Hannibal: that’s odd, jen has units elft
Jengizu: STFU

On to Match 2: Ass on TRO no UT
Ok so I’ve got to say this match has become overwhelmingly in favour of TWF who are now fielding a team of 7 where UM has only 3

Note: DF Oblivian appears to be a member of a cult as he is intent on sacrificing a peasant.
Shaitan tells Hannibal to: STFU… starting to notice a trend…
Quotes of the match:
Hannibal: I bet your wife doesn’t even give head
Shaitan: ooo
Jengizu: actually, she does
Jengizu: =p
Shaitan: hanni pulls the better sex life card

UM gets rocked to start the game and find themselves down 70 – 30 with 5 minutes remaining and are D-ing there peasants

A mortor gets through killin 6 the rest get teared apart and locked as TWF closes in for the kill.

Match 3: Terries on something

I’m startin to feel bad for UM and need food so I’m gonna wrap this up…

Whoa both teams lose 5% healin their wights… mb same person shouldn’t have had wights and jman…

UM’s mid jug over runs TWF to make the game interestinger percentage at TWF 67% and UM 49%

UM’s mid force keeps pushing… but lack of players hurts UM’s chances as units fail to react in time a ghol sats/pus combo decimates a portion of UM’s already depleted forces.

UM get’s picked apart and is left with 1 flag at the end and zero units.

Third Match was probably their best but a poor showing in numbers had it decided at the start…

Good Games