 | I've heard a lot of this crap in various myth tourney forums: "oh thank you for running this tournament, you are my God and I will spread incense in your name, I'll even name my children after you!!! You can do no wrong, and I wish no one would ever criticize you!" I really hate these people too if you haven't noticed. The same [censored because ws is a twit] post the same [censored because ws is a twit] messages in every [censored because ws is a twit] tourney, no matter how [censored because ws is a twit] it is. That's right, even CoM. Maybe it's genetic that they have a fetish for posting generic bull and it's not really their fault, only God and Sam know. I want to attempt to educate [alternate word "them"] before it gets out of hand here. First our glorious TO is wightslayer. To form an image of wighty, picture Harrison Ford. Then drop 60 lbs, add glasses, albino colored skin, and the face of America's favorite dog- the pug. Coincidentally, wighty looks nothing at all like Harrison Ford. You can obviously see that there is no reason for him not updating the site every 15minutes, so don't praise him for that. Then we have the "others" Sam is just an enigma. All we know about him is that he says, "WS FIX HURRY" quite often. We also have Mike the Lame, who's IQ is [something mean that ws won't let me write] Maybe he's like the retarded prison official in Alien3 who gets killed for no good reason. I think his biggest contribution so far has been to say, "retaredness." Jedi Val and Monk really don't do anything except make it slightly less obvious that ci is running a tourney that they are in. None of them are gods sacrificing their time for our benefit. So now that we have uncovered the truth about TO's I have discovered that I still have no point. To distinguish myself from you [censored because ws is a twit] who constantly write [censored because ws is a twit], I will further evaluate TO criticism. During last years MWC, known as the worst tournament ever, the TO's were about 5 times as bad as the current ones. Yes, I said "about" and you find that funny, but please shut up so I can finish you [censored because ws is a twit]. For example, this is a post by Koga defending the scary green bee man. "Guys, we are lucky that we get to play another MWC. So what if some egotistic bastage is running it. Will they give less prizes to the winner? no " -koga Preach on brother! A few months after the tourney comes a post by the scary green bee man. "I'm shedding a tear for you right now, loser. Get your prizes yet? ;-)" --Stinger That definitely qualities as an "oops" by Koga and all of last years' [censored because ws is a twit]. If you want this tourney to be good, just bitch all the time at every little thing that goes wrong, because that's all the power you can have. Morality for Mythers like Moonshade demand that people offer "constructive criticism" only. This is not a good idea because he fails to keep in mind that 98% of the world population are complete morons who cannot even spell their own names much less create a coherent argument. So please, for the love of God, tear apart these TOs all the time, never let them have a mistake or we will have a repeat of last year's disaster. Albeit, when people seriously began asking whether mwc2k died halfway through, I think myth reached a new level of excitement, so don't criticize them, just keep stroking their egos and when they grow bored they'll just ditch you. No problem at all. And yes, I am keeping count of the number of times people have declared this to be the best tourney ever long before it actually finishes. I masturbate to that mystical number everyday. Brought to you by Arrogance Incorporated. |
