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The practice of bleaching the darker pigmentation of the skin around the anus. It is used for cosmetic purposes. A cream is used containing around 20% hydroquinone (a suspected carcinogen banned by several countries including France and the UK.)

To effectively bleach you anal area, apply the cream twice a day. You should see gradual results quickly and continuously. You can discontinue use of the cream when you reach your desired, even skin tone.

Note: Discontinue use if you suffer any discomfort or if your skin is broken or inflamed in that area.

You can prevent anal staining by being cautious in the bathroom. We suggest using a moist wipe after every bowel movement. This will ensure that the area remains clean and stain free.

Maintenance:
If you are in the process or have completed bleaching your anal area there are just a few things to remember to keep your backside looking young. There is nothing to it really.

1. Eat a diet high in fiber. This will result in firmer stool which should stain the area less.

2. Use a moist wipe after bowel movements. When wiping, try to clean just inside the anus as well as the outside. This should result in less staining as well.

3. Avoid dark, staining foods such as colas, coffee, red wine, grape juice.

This team is an interesting mix of players.

Don't you hate how some team TA's start with that line? Who gives a hooha what gaggle of players makes up a team? Especially now when finding solid players  for your gonnamakeitpastDE3 team is harder than trying to take a decent crap after eating a giant bag of Enchiladitos.  

This ravishing group of players will make for some interesting Myth film watchin, especially if they lose badly to someone not so hot. You got Nemesis who is freaken insane, Sb who is the Bobby Knight of Myth, Myrk whose ego is only comparable to Kobe Bryant at the Special Olympics' main court, and wwo who is old. Potentially one of the most explosive teams i've seen in years.

How they will do is a big mystery, somewhat. They'll lolown probably every single team in this tournament except their five trow cousins. Against those three teams who knows. ABS might be on a hot streak and playing well together, or ABS might have had only four or five players show up for the tournament so far and Myrk / Sb are already blaming people for shitty play.

If you want to go by my guess then they'll either get 3rd or 4th. If you want to go by SB's then they're going to max every team until tcox and then gloriously lose to tirri on the final map as SB scrambles to stop his kid from trying to jump out the 2nd story window again. Regardless, I’d start blaming flatline.


Post QR: ABS had some of the most entertaining films in the QR. The lichen game vs mental was the stuff of legends. They also stumbled a bit vs MBA, especially on GG where they got lolwned. They're going to smoke their first opponent then have an interesting matchup vs syn.

DE2: ABS got a forefit from LOLMWC and next week they face syn, thier toughest team yet. Perhaps they will stumble a bit due to inactivity and not having to play as a team for 2 weeks, but I doubt it. Expect them to stay in the top bracket this week.

Post DE3: They stumbled. Actually, they stumbled, fell over into a puddle, got up and brushed themselves off and then stumbled again. I haven't seen the films yet since the lazy hillus #@3238!3!'s have not uploaded but from reports I've been hearing it was close. Their next opponent will be 12tasks and that match will most likely show what kinda team ABS is going to be for the rest of the tournament.This team has received 340 betting pool "votes".