ok ok I'll add a bit more now and maybe more later

You need (in rough order of importance)

1. 8-10 Active players

2. A captain that doesn't take 30% EVERY SODDING GAME

3. A member of your team to be your representative on the forums. They will harass/intimidate your opponent so much, that they will subsequently 'care too much' and die horribly (see liger)

4. A super arrogant player who refuses to believe he can lose in any situation. This player will have no doubt that he can win any situation and because he's expected to die, this is precisely what doesn't happen. Good examples are Tirri, Chohan and sb. Shaister needs to learn this important trait!

5. A fall-guy. When your band of heroes loses a game to TBH, you need someone expendable to blame and then boot off your team afterwards. Once this has been done, you can erase the defeat from your collective memory.

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