When I see your name in a game, pregame, postgame, or lobby, maybe even forum, I have an image of you in my head. Deal with it. Here, I will share my mind with you all. Enjoy, or flame me, I crave the attention.

Kugar:


Whenever I see kugar in lobby or pregame, I immediately picture a gorilla tearing mythers to pieces with his big muscular arms. But gorillas aren't smart enough to play myth, so I picture sasquatch instead.

VERMINIX:


Verm seems very agressive, mean, and angry! Much like reptile. I hear they have similar hobbies in poison, acid, and sharp things.

Orange:


His color is orange, his name is orange, he even acts like an orange. 'Nuff said.

Grim:


Grim seems very condescending, when he says anything at all. I also think he is bitter and feel unappreciated! Just like Gandalf, but I think Grim is bald too.

Toecutter:


I dislike Toecutter. That has nothing to do with this, I just thought I would get it out. Toe you are an asshole. :). Anyways, when I see toe, and cut in the same line, I think of something cutting toes! The only thing with that purpose in mind to my knowledge is a toenail clipper. Toe you are a toenail clipper.

THOR:


I imagine Thor is a very fat, bald, man who spends more time playing myth than anyone else I have ever seen. He also loves hot naked women(dont we all?). Unfortunately he rapes them. Just like Carl here.

Ska!:


Don't watch Wonderpets. It sucks, the animals sing every 10 seconds. Literally. Time it! And it isn't a musical either. Anyways, Ska is green, just like a turtle. He is also very friendly and gives me more than 3% on most maps. I imagine Tuck would too!

RAWR:


Rawr thinks he is hot stuff. Everyone on myth thinks he is a joke. People also think Carlos Mencia is a joke, but Carlos Mencia thinks he is hot stuff. They are both retarded, almost as much as myself. Everyone laughs behind their backs. I feel sad now.

Garnish:


Garnish allowed me on his DE1 Mini Tourney team! I will show up tomorrow and probably be benched, but it is the thought that counts! <3. Anyways, Garn Garn is purple, and so is this elephant that keeps popping up in my brain :(.

qwertyuiop:


ytrewq is someone I do not know! I immediately think of a keyboard and the letters q w e r t and sometimes y when I see him. I don't think he likes me.

zer:


Zer is the most agressive person on Tcox from what I hear! Anyways, I immediately think of a somewhat skinny barbarian fellow when I see his name. I imagine if we fought he would cut a whole through my army then come lop off my head.

Shaister:


I have always imagined shaister was a pokemon.Shaister is just like Pikachu! He always makes that :0 face just like Pikachu. Then he electrocutes you in 1vs1s. This is what Shaister looks like before AND after our matches. It is also his orgasm face.

Limp:


Apparently LimpBizzQuick plays myth, and is apparently good at it. He wanted me to put him in this article. This is the image I always had of Limp anyhow.

Raziel:


Whenever I think of Raziel, I think about how angry he must be inside. He is always striving to destroy his mortal enemy, myrk. Here is Raz comforting Clank after a harsh loss.

GodCops:


This guy is insane! Anyways, he always struck me as a shrewd dwarfing glove manufacturer. Who makes dwarfing gloves better than a dwarf!? He also has a thick beard.

Tirri(Drizzt!):


Tirri sometimes goes by drizzt I hear! Well drizzt is the son of Zaknafein in the forgotten realms universe. Drizzt is the youngest son of house Baenrae or something I read these when I was 12. Anyways yada yada yada, Drizzt is forced to kill his father, who is a zombie wielding dual scimitars. Zaknafein resists his zombie urges long enough to let Drizzt kick him into a pool of acid. I cried.

Myrkridon:


Myrkridia are badass. So having the name Myrkridon means you just earned a badass picture in my head. I don't make the rules! Motaro is my favorite mortal kombat character, and he kicks some serious ass.

Blonde:


Dude I don't know blonde personally, but blonde is my favorite color! Anyways, my brother, Almightybobtc, used to go by the name of Mr. Blonde. What a coincidence! Yeah I think blonde, I immediately think Mr. Blonde from perfect Dark. That alien dude was badass.

Slinx:


Slinx fucking HATES penguins. I used to think of him as a slinkie, but now I can only think of what he does to the poor penguins he finds. Fuck you Slinx!

P.S.: He is also very deranged!:

Zak: hi slinx

Slinx: host something zak

Slinx(whisper): or I will kill you

Zak: :0