Cancersaurus (for reference)~ Occasionally good, sometimes terrible usually because he is trying to watch a YouTube video at the same time as playing myth. Average multitasker and clicker. Good sense for the game type and good overhead map awareness. Cancersaurus is surprisingly effective with power units, surprisingly ineffective and ball dribbling and pus. He work best with 2-4 (ideally 3) unit types at a time, any more and he will probably end up leaving them behind unless one of his other unit types dies. A Shattered Visage is pure strategic myth gold. Sees the strategic weak links well, etc.
Attention span: Yellow
Special Ability: Sneaking units passed enemy lines for strategic buffoonery.
Rating: 79%

Zaknafein~ I don’t really know who this guy is so I’m just making this up based on what I would do if I saw his name when I pressed F7. If he was on my team I would give him ¼ to 1/3 of our souls and a lock. He won’t complain about getting this amount because his ego is about the same size as his skill. If he friendly fires, I doubt he would kill more than one unit (possibly turn 3 or 4 myrks yellows too), more than likely he will get kicked by a trow and then sit quietly for the rest of the game.
Special ability: knows that he should put soulless on a rock or hill where the dirt is too slippery for enemies to climb.
Rating: 28.3

Liger~ Liger was banned after a brief explosion on the myth scene. He still holds the Guinness world records for care factor and number of brags about winning a trow flank. He emerged as a Placid like character who wasn’t very good but yelled a lot, then evolved into a THOR like character that was okay but thought he was awesome while taking 45% of the units on any map. Eventually he was became quite the clicker/BCer but his sense of strategy/vision was questionable. Very good at 1on1s, keeps a film archive to prove his proficiency that would make Raz’s world trade center tower 7 footage collection look modest. He’s probably been playing recently but I haven’t noticed him therefore he doesn’t seem as good or as interesting as he once was. Still does stupid stuff on the forum but his game play notoriety is severely lacking.
F7: Trow flank or else he will drop and I will end up controlling 2 flanks at once.
Special ability: Analyzing statistical trends in post game statistics, especially in determining loss fault.
Rating: He used to be 4 moderately lopsided balls

Adrenaline~ Has been playing a lot of myth.  I was surprised to see him playing with IC last year because I viewed him as a 1 or 2 power guy on an RMA type team. Very concerned about how others view his skill he fits in the group of players who believe they have proved themselves but actually haven’t (see jotun, rodekill). Possibly insecure because he also cares a lot what people think of him in the picture thread. It’s notable that he is aggressing enough that he can affect the outcome of a game either by winning or losing it.
F7: I would probably give him a single trow and maybe some myrks so that he feels important but doesn’t have the fate of the game hanging on his play.
Interesting fact: Adrenaline has never changed his color from black setting the record for consecutive non-annoying color.
Special ability: able to give me a rating of 2 balls, not as a joke either
Interesting fact 2: 1 in 8 men is color blind with the most typical type being Red-Green. They would see Adrenaline’s name the same as everyone else does.
Rating: He swims in the not-worth-disputing Bermuda triangle known as the “better than 3 and worse than 4 balls” club. Sounds paradoxical but we have living proof.

Zer~ An enigma who wants everyone to know that he’s awesome at Warcraft 3 but he also knows that being good at Warcraft is nothing anyone who is succeeding in life would ever brag about. He has a great combination of self worth and self loathing though he somehow manages to be rather numb to both. He can click really fast and rarely says anything in games though he does enjoy a good suicide every now and again. He’s very funny and myth cool. Zer is my myth hero although I want to be nothing like him.
Bizzaro world clone-opposite: toecutter
Rating: 68-93
Special ability: Can own someone with forum posts/lobby comments consisting of a maximum of 3 syllables.

Seeker~ I never knew who seeker was until him and tiger came back and formed the clan Angels in response to my one man powerhouse team known as Angles. Apparently both of these guys played a long time ago. So did I, but I never heard about them and their exploits are curiously absent from the legendary tales of the heroes of yore. Along with tiger, he may have been good at myth at sometime but I doubt it, not that it really matters to anyone (least of all to Seeker himself). He has been actually playing games recently which I personally find highly disturbing. As a player he is a lot better than he was last year (hoooooooooooorrriiiiiiiiibbbblllllleeeeee) though like god cops he would be better off sticking to the lobby and forums where he shines brightest.
Curious observation: Could tiger be a time-lapse clone of a rodekill/jotun/adrenaline player?
Special ability: creating teams that don’t know whether to win or lose.
Uniqueness rating: 8.8
Apology: Sorry that your rating was all about tiger

Will~ Used to be a quiet and solid player with –n- (an awesome team!). One day he discovered the forums and Myth has never been the same. Holds the record for negative myth cool both consecutive and total accrued. It really is astonishing how un-myth cool will is, especially considering he is not a bad player. Will makes Elfoid look like the ‘Fonze of myth and that is not hyperbole. Will was a low 4 baller once but I don’t think he plays myth anymore so it is difficult to assess his threat. I still will though: 72.4
Special ability: iceberg powers capable of sinking even the most seemingly impenetrable forum thread-barges

CU (one meeeeleeyun zombles)~ He used to be quiet, then he used to be loud, annoying and bitter (even tempting the mighty ducky to come to the dark side). Since my comparison of him to Zagon and Shinco he has seen the light mellowed out a bit. He wouldn’t be the weak link on any team and he would probably berate at the weak link until they drop.
Care factor: Plays lots of games and posts a lot but doesn’t seem upset enough when his team loses or boss his team captain around enough to put him with the foreman at the care factory. Tough to get a reading but I will go with: tenderheart lion.
F7: He is a solid player who generally will make good use of the units he gets, I’d give him a flank unless there is someone great playing.
Rating: 81.7%

2T~ I was on a tourney team with him once and he seemed decent enough. 2Tone is a good natured fellow in general and this transfers to his myth playing style. He’s not overly aggressing or powerful and he doesn’t seem to care very much but generally speaking he won’t win or lose you the game. I would trust him more with dark units than light units but I’m not really sure why.
Observation: I think it’s the name… people who are good at dark maps tend to have shorter names and people who are good at light maps have longer names. Look it up, it’s called statistics.
Kryptonite: Myrkridia look even scarier under the influence of hallucinogens
Rating: (+ or -) = 5

EmpyPhil~ I don’t remember playing much with EmptyPhil but I would trust him with 4 souls and a mort for sure. Seems like he has some sort of vindictive fire which may someday translate into good play but I am not holding my breath. The mere fact that he’s played in two tournaments gets him points over the average noob but he has a long way to go before people start wishing he was on their team instead of the other team.
Spelling ability~  (frowny face)
Rating:  (meh face)

Garrickn~ Garrick is definitely underrated, he has good BC skills and can easily mow down half the people in this tourney. Doesn’t do enough damage to the players slightly above his level. When playing, he goes into a blood rage ignoring all distractions like say… for example… orders the captain is giving. Once a man poked his eye with a stick while he was archer dueling and he didn’t even blink. He’s better with light units than dark units and I think he’s friendlier than 87% of the people on myth.
TUNNEL IN VISION RATING: MONKEY ANUS
Rating: ¾ ball percents

GeneralX~ This guy dares to gave the same color as clank (current record holder for consistent annoying color) which just shows you how confrontational he is. Make no mistake, GeneralX is not good at myth… but he’s not as bad as most of the players on crappy teams. He doesn’t have the type of personality to earn rawr or placid level distain from the myth community but he could eventually get to their skill level if he keeps playing a lot.
F7: I would happily give him half of the souls, a lock and a mort and I would expect him to kill 3 souls and 1 lock (though I would be slightly disappointed).

Dantski~ Dante’s Peak is amazing at myth…3. A few years ago he was pretty much a noob at Myth 2 but he’s now is one of the best out the players who plays all 12 months of the year (better than or around the same level as Adrenaline). He has tried his hand at myth cool (imitating his idol ducky) but just can’t muster up the consistency. He acts goofy and care free but secretly cares very much. He cares deeply about the myth community and is the self appointed hero of people who can’t speak English or only play co-op.
Discovery: Turns out Babyshaker actually can speak English and just plays the same map over and over without talking because he is crazy (agent orange).
Coincidence: Dantski’s teams have led the league in questionable drops when losing tournament matches for three consecutive years.
Rating: pretty good

The End! Everyone else gets a rating of 1 pity ball for not posting in the thread and asking for me to rate them.