Heroes & Villains of Myth: - this guy sucks more than me :(
1 block paragraph, no periods, mostly commas AND NO FUNNY PICTURES - that's just how I'm gonna roll with this article, if you can read this entire article then kudos to you, but I doubt any of you will get that far, as a matter of fact I doubt you even got this to the point, but anyways here we go: Heroes & Villains of Myth - including Wise Old Men and Civilians, a Grim Fairy Tale: Rather than display the methodology I am going to use to define, "Heroes," "Villains," "Wise Old Men," and "Civilians" I am merely going to let you guys quibble amongst yourselves and debate how exactly I decided who is a Hero and a Villain and who is a Wise Old Man, but for the Civilians of Myth, I will straight up let you know what defines them: they are the huddled peons, the people without egos, the people with egos who are too unimportant to matter, and Tai Kung types who have skill but just generally blend in the landscape as normal meek nice guys who don't merit or deserve any attention, the huddled peons of Myth would have to be players such as the guys on Mental, The IX, everyone on Elfoid's team not named Elfoid, players who still play Myth but don't have an MWC team or are on GYPO and WW2ers like War Pig, these are guys who just mill around in lobby, mill around in games, and mill around ogling pics of Sara Kc, these guys really aren't a part of the Myth e-cool community that Grim discussed in his original article, nor are they really a part of any community beyond their own order, these are probably the kinds of guys that Dantski would want the community to emulate more often, but alas this is not going to happen - Next we got the people without egos, well ok, this group doesn't exist on Myth at all anymore having long decided that they despised all of you miserable fucks so we can move on to the next group, the guys with ego but are too worthless to rise to villain or hero status, a good example of this player would be JukaRaze, another example would be Jahral the T O A D; Next, we got the Tai Kung types, this is the group best exemplified by Tai Kung of course, nice guys with some ego well known by the community, but essentially bystanders in the great ego grandstanding that occurs amongst Mythers THE WORLD OVER LOL! YEAH I FUCKING GOT YOU IN THIS ARTICLE TAI, NO PERIODS TOO YES!!! 1 PARAGRAPH AS WELL, BUT WITH MANY THOUGHTS INSIDE IT actually fuck it let me move on to the Wise Old Men; this group of Mythers are the old knowledgable Mythers who never garnered enough fame and attention amongst Mythers to achieve Hero or Villain status, or they had that status and then for some reason or another choose to gave it, such individuals would be myself, grim, tainted bliss, tirri, and jengizu, now rather than get into deep detail here, 1 block paragraph, no periods, mostly commas AND NO FUNNY PICTURES - that's just how I'm gonna roll with this article, if you can read this entire article then kudos to you, but I doubt any of you will get that far, as a matter of fact I doubt you even got this to the point, but anyways here we go: Heroes & Villains of Myth - including Wise Old Men and Civilians, a Grim Fairy Tale: Rather than display the methodology I am going to use to define, "Heroes," "Villains," "Wise Old Men," and "Civilians" I am merely going to let you guys quibble amongst yourselves and debate how exactly I decided who is a Hero and a Villain and who is a Wise Old Man, but for the Civilians of Myth, I will straight up let you know what defines them: they are the huddled peons, the people without egos, the people with egos who are too unimportant to matter, and Tai Kung types who have skill but just generally blend in the landscape as normal meek nice guys who don't merit or deserve any attention, the huddled peons of Myth would have to be players such as the guys on Mental, The IX, everyone on Elfoid's team not named Elfoid, players who still play Myth but don't have an MWC team or are on GYPO and WW2ers like War Pig, these are guys who just mill around in lobby, mill around in games, and mill around ogling pics of Sara Kc, these guys really aren't a part of the Myth e-cool community that Grim discussed in his original article, nor are they really a part of any community beyond their own order, these are probably the kinds of guys that Dantski would want the community to emulate more often, but alas this is not going to happen - Next we got the people without egos, well ok, this group doesn't exist on Myth at all anymore having long decided that they despised all of you miserable fucks so we can move on to the next group, the guys with ego but are too worthless to rise to villain or hero status, a good example of this player would be JukaRaze, another example would be Jahral the T O A D; Next, we got the Tai Kung types, this is the group best exemplified by Tai Kung of course, nice guys with some ego well known by the community, but essentially bystanders in the great ego grandstanding that occurs amongst Mythers THE WORLD OVER LOL! YEAH I FUCKING GOT YOU IN THIS ARTICLE TAI, NO PERIODS TOO YES!!! 1 PARAGRAPH AS WELL, BUT WITH MANY THOUGHTS INSIDE IT actually fuck it let me move on to the Wise Old Men; this group of Mythers are the old knowledgable Mythers who never garnered enough fame and attention amongst Mythers to achieve Hero or Villain status, or they had that status and then for some reason or another choose to gave it, such individuals would be myself, grim, tainted bliss, tirri, and jengizu, now rather than get into deep detail here,1 block paragraph, no periods, mostly commas AND NO FUNNY PICTURES - that's just how I'm gonna roll with this article, if you can read this entire article then kudos to you, but I doubt any of you will get that far, as a matter of fact I doubt you even got this to the point, but anyways here we go: Heroes & Villains of Myth - including Wise Old Men and Civilians, a Grim Fairy Tale: Rather than display the methodology I am going to use to define, "Heroes," "Villains," "Wise Old Men," and "Civilians" I am merely going to let you guys quibble amongst yourselves and debate how exactly I decided who is a Hero and a Villain and who is a Wise Old Man, but for the Civilians of Myth, I will straight up let you know what defines them: they are the huddled peons, the people without egos, the people with egos who are too unimportant to matter, and Tai Kung types who have skill but just generally blend in the landscape as normal meek nice guys who don't merit or deserve any attention, the huddled peons of Myth would have to be players such as the guys on Mental, The IX, everyone on Elfoid's team not named Elfoid, players who still play Myth but don't have an MWC team or are on GYPO and WW2ers like War Pig, these are guys who just mill around in lobby, mill around in games, and mill around ogling pics of Sara Kc, these guys really aren't a part of the Myth e-cool community that Grim discussed in his original article, nor are they really a part of any community beyond their own order, these are probably the kinds of guys that Dantski would want the community to emulate more often, but alas this is not going to happen - Next we got the people without egos, well ok, this group doesn't exist on Myth at all anymore having long decided that they despised all of you miserable fucks so we can move on to the next group, the guys with ego but are too worthless to rise to villain or hero status, a good example of this player would be JukaRaze, another example would be Jahral the T O A D; Next, we got the Tai Kung types, this is the group best exemplified by Tai Kung of course, nice guys with some ego well known by the community, but essentially bystanders in the great ego grandstanding that occurs amongst Mythers THE WORLD OVER LOL! YEAH I FUCKING GOT YOU IN THIS ARTICLE TAI, NO PERIODS TOO YES!!! 1 PARAGRAPH AS WELL, BUT WITH MANY THOUGHTS INSIDE IT actually fuck it let me move on to the Wise Old Men; this group of Mythers are the old knowledgable Mythers who never garnered enough fame and attention amongst Mythers to achieve Hero or Villain status, or they had that status and then for some reason or another choose to gave it, such individuals would be myself, grim, tainted bliss, tirri, and jengizu, now rather than get into deep detail here,
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