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Mean Monkey Cheeze

Hail the Mighty POOP Tossers...tossers of the POOP
http://www.meanmonkeycheeze.com

     "If it ain't poop, we don't toss it!"

     "In the beginning the God of War created Bungie.net out of chaos and disorder. And he saw that it was good. But he was also troubled... there were no true spirits molded in his deadly image to wreak carnage and destruction upon the unwary and unprepared. So the God of War created Monkey. And He saw that he was Evil. And He was pleased. But He also knew that no Monkey is an island and that two spirits of vengeance would surely be his hammer and anvil. So the God of War created Lydia. And He saw that she was Mean. And He was again pleased. But He decided not to stop there, that another should be created so that none would stand in His way. And so the God of War created Cheezefist. And He saw the Fury. And he was pleased. He sent His disciples forth to punish the unbelievers and enforce his will upon the masses. Soon, however, the skills of these children of darkness grew to rival even the God of War himself. And He was afraid. Monkey, Lijda and Cheezefist joined together and formed the deadliest order ever seen. Wrought of iron, forged of blood and darkness, bound together by the skin of their defeated enemies--MEAN MONKEY CHEEZE. The God of War knew that He must now destroy His wayward children, lest He be swallowed by their fury. So He challenged MEAN MONKEY CHEEZE to an epic battle of KOTH on Dead Man's Float, hoping to reestablish Himself as the one, true God of War. But as He drew His last breath, and the bombs of the dwarven heroes rained down upon him, He knew that the disciples had now become the masters. As this new age of darkness was born, many kindred spirits were drawn by the call of the Monkey and the smell of death and Cheeze. And still they come. The essence of Evil is unending-faceless and shapeless. But Death has a name. Stand against MEAN MONKEY CHEEZE and you shall not only perish, but reek of crap as well."
Threat Assessment:
Another team we expect to progress through the QR and then fade away.

~mmc~ has been here before, so experience is on their side, but we wouldn't call them championship contenders.
Update DE2:  Once in the DE MMC faced a better WP team which sent them to the bottom bracket, which meant one more defeat and its over.  MMC then faced TC.  MMC gave TC a close match, but didnt have the firepower to knock them out, and got knocked out in the process.  MMC's MWC is over, but they didnt go out without a fight.
This team has received 28 top ten "votes".Threat Rating:TrowTrow
Contacts:Elmo KajakyEvil Monkey
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Match Results
Defeatbytc12-57
DefeatbyCMG33-38
Defeatbys818-60
DefeatbyMetaC29-52
VictoryoverTCO46-26
DefeatbyWP40-108
DefeatbyTCL31-39
Team Statistics
Current Rank:53
  
QR Pool:Shiver
QR Exit Seed:52
QR Diff Avg:-19.00
  
Win/Tie/Loss:1/0/6
Points Scored:209
Points Allowed:380
Avg Point Diff:-24.43
Team Kills:888
Damage Done:8771
Damage Taken:12945
Frequent Captains
Evil Monkey (chainsaw)W/T/L: 3/0/10Captained: 13CheezeFist (cheezefist)W/T/L: 3/0/4Captained: 7Elmo Kajaky (elmokajaky)W/T/L: 0/0/2Captained: 2
Build time: 22ms