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Orgasmic Hamsters

Never leave us alone with ya girlfriends next thing you know ya gf knocked up and we would have stolen ya cd's and ya porno mags :(
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   Orgasmic Hamsters is not really an order but a team of crazee myth 2 players, who grew up on what is known as the "Myth 2 Demo", we believe in fair play and some other stuff that i can't remember. one of our favorite tactics is to charge then run aways screaming "i don't wanna die!" or screaming such slogans as "Banana" to confuse the enemy. With personalities rivaling all the personalities of other teams... i lost my train of thought... oh well.
    
     But if you really want to know the truth on how orgasmic hamster was born here is a brief description,.imagine this 13 drunks in a small room a pack mule,9 guinea pigs,and one box of ky kelly..... next thing we knwo we wake up and the guinea pigs are smoking ciggarretes and the pack mule got a huge rubber dildo on with a t-shirt saying"my penis bigger than yours" ... the rest just licked .... oops i mean clicked together :)
Threat Assessment:
The Orgasmic Hamsters always seem to find their way into really big tournies. Although leaving them with minimal success, they still have a great time, and they are really funny in-game. Who knows, they may have improved since last years slaughter...
Update DE2: Oh exited the QR going 2-0-2 with a 31st seed in the DE.  Once in the DE however they were unprepared for what was next, kuk.  kuk dominated Oh and sent them to the bottom bracket.  Once in the bottom bracket, Oh gained a easy victory over bastards.  Bastards didnt even show up for the match.  Dont expect Oh to stay around much longer, but dont expect them to exit silently.
This team has received 24 top ten "votes".Threat Rating:TrowTrow
Contacts:UnityChickenWoot
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Match Results
Team Statistics
Current Rank:39
  
QR Pool:Phelot
QR Exit Seed:31
QR Diff Avg:2.00
  
Win/Tie/Loss:3/0/4
Points Scored:221
Points Allowed:292
Avg Point Diff:-10.14
Team Kills:539
Damage Done:5227
Damage Taken:5784
Frequent Captains
Kanyon (craigt)W/T/L: 3/0/5Captained: 8mix master moron (beer4mojo)W/T/L: 2/0/1Captained: 3 (vidou)W/T/L: 0/0/2Captained: 2
Build time: 14ms