Hitlow

A founding Cagey Inquisition member, hit's a master of the light side... of the Force. An aspiring Jedi Knight, hit uses the mystical power to unleash a can of whoop ass with his archer horde (tm). Stick hit on your team, hand him a collection of units, and something good will happen.  hit has amassed an impressive tourney record, both captaining his Cagey Inquisition mates into team battles and as an individual player in free-for-all contests. Just the site of the name, Hitlow, has struck fear into the hearts of the enemy. A highly-respected player, hit placed first in Ashen's official Myth 2: Soulblighter tournament, Slaughtered in Style 2, and took home the first place prize of $50. By the way, where is that $50?   As one of the founding members of Cagey Inq, hit has proved himself time and again to be the glue that holds the order together. A respected captain and a tough adversary, hit can strike fear in an opponent with just a single dwarf. Having only haphazardly participated in Myth: The Fallen Lords, it came as a surprise when hit actually performed well in tournaments. As seen in a private message during a large CP game, "hit's behind you. Look out, he's dangerous." Although he only shows up once every few months, hit seems to win nearly every single game he plays. We suspect he might be cheating, but we aren't entirely certain. Are you cheating?  When hit is on form, his flow is really rather scary; a low-latency connection and a mouse surgically implanted into your hand can do that for you. A proponent of the "d00ds should have melee or artillery, not both" theory, he is responsible for a lot of the jive talkin' that goes on in the inquisition’s ranks. An excellent all-around player, hit may be found... well, anywhere on the battlefield. Probably chasing deer.

Hitlow can kick ass. He can captain well. He can be a moral boost. He can psyche out opponents. Hitlow's like the liquid terminator guy in Terminator 2: JUDGEMENT DAY. Yep, badass.

Update: Liquid Terminator guy lost.