Player Statistics
| Games Attended: | 13 |
| Record (W/T/L): | 3/0/10 |
| Games Captained: | 13 |
| Record (W/T/L): | 3/0/10 |
| Kills - Losses: | 48-114 |
| Best Game: | 12-4 |
| Bet Pool Accur: | N/A |
| Bet Pool Total: | N/A |
| Bet Pool Rank: | N/A |
Myshkin
How come he gets to be a dinosaur and I have to be the big gay Marine? Login: myshkinReal Name: Johnny Bravo
Location: Pr0tland, Oregon
Favorite Map: Watcher Riot
Favorite Game: Scavanger Hunt
Favorite Unit: Iron Lightning Trow Mages
Biography:
Selling heroin just doesn't pay the bills, you know? So I'm going to try to make it on the professional Myth circuit. Since those other things didn't work out...
:: cue montage of Myshkin leaning against lightpost wearing chaps, a thong, and a mesh shirt ::
:: cue additional montage of Myshkin dressed only in black socks and white crotchless pantyhoes, next to a large goat wearing a spiked collar ::
:: cue further montage of Kax on begging knees, wearing only suspenders and tattered leather belt while proferring a ten-spot and spaghetti tongs ::
Threat Assessment::: cue montage of Myshkin leaning against lightpost wearing chaps, a thong, and a mesh shirt ::
:: cue additional montage of Myshkin dressed only in black socks and white crotchless pantyhoes, next to a large goat wearing a spiked collar ::
:: cue further montage of Kax on begging knees, wearing only suspenders and tattered leather belt while proferring a ten-spot and spaghetti tongs ::
Yet another old guy with game, Myshkin can get the job done.
