Player Statistics
Games Attended: | 35 |
Record (W/T/L): | 26/0/9 |
Games Captained: | 7 |
Record (W/T/L): | 5/0/2 |
Kills - Losses: | 270-192 |
Best Game: | 16-0 |
Bet Pool Accur: | 3.7 |
Bet Pool Total: | 84 |
Bet Pool Rank: | 12th |
Chuckles
You'll die laughing Login: KaltorakReal Name: Marion G. Whindenmeyer III
Location: Infirmary : cell block C
Favorite Map: map of the babysitter graveyard
Favorite Game: "Find the burried-alive babysitter"
Favorite Unit: squirting (pheonol thalene) flower
Biography:
I've always wanted to make people laugh. For as long as I can remember I've always wanted to bring joy to other people. I remember when I was a wee lad of 6 and I put our cat Fluffy in the dryer. All the kids on my street thought that was funny. Then when I was 12, I dropped the radio into my sister's bathtub (while it was plugged in of course). . .I didn't think I was ever going to stop laughing. For some reason I had to go away for a while after that. I made lots of new friends though at my new home. We used to play jokes on each other alot there; like putting cleanser in a straw and telling people it was a pixie stick, or filling water guns with bleach and
squirting each other in the eyes.
Once I turned 21 I was allowed to leave. It was then that I discovered the perfect career for me - the career of a clown. I went on the road to share my humor and joy with the whole world. Now I travel from place to place making people happy in my own special way.
Threat Assessment:squirting each other in the eyes.
Once I turned 21 I was allowed to leave. It was then that I discovered the perfect career for me - the career of a clown. I went on the road to share my humor and joy with the whole world. Now I travel from place to place making people happy in my own special way.
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