Player Statistics
| Games Attended: | 28 |
| Record (W/T/L): | 22/0/6 |
| Games Captained: | 0 |
| Record (W/T/L): | // |
| Kills - Losses: | 207-172 |
| Best Game: | 37-0 |
| Bet Pool Accur: | N/A |
| Bet Pool Total: | N/A |
| Bet Pool Rank: | N/A |
M0bi the Clown
Back off, bozo...you're on my toes... Login: m0bitzReal Name: John
Location: Las Vegas
Favorite Map: Creep on the Borderlands
Favorite Game: Territories
Favorite Unit: Bowmen
Biography:
I've been with Barnum and Baily...yah, I've been under The Big Top. Ahh, those were the days. Back then, everyone knew the gig. Ride in, wow the suckers, then high-tail it before they grow a brain.
Then came the Summer of '78. I went to Paris, I hacked a lugie offa the Tower, I slept with their women, and I ate their cheese. Then, I screwed up...I showed a mime the flower-squirting-water gag.
Today, these damn artsy-fartsy, leotard sporting, new-age music "clowns" make me wanna puke. Hey guys, get it through your damn...friggin...heads...YOU'RE A CIRCUS CLOWN!
Get the fook outa Vegas, and bring back the nekkid chicks.
Gawd dammit, I hate my life...
Threat Assessment:Then came the Summer of '78. I went to Paris, I hacked a lugie offa the Tower, I slept with their women, and I ate their cheese. Then, I screwed up...I showed a mime the flower-squirting-water gag.
Today, these damn artsy-fartsy, leotard sporting, new-age music "clowns" make me wanna puke. Hey guys, get it through your damn...friggin...heads...YOU'RE A CIRCUS CLOWN!
Get the fook outa Vegas, and bring back the nekkid chicks.
Gawd dammit, I hate my life...
M0bitz is another of Cirque's "l33t mastaz". Former member of the successful Gin team and all-around powerful player, the team is lucky to have kept M0 among their ranks.
