Ragnarok

I really don't think anyone cares about what the hell my life has been like, but for those who do...
  
  American inventor, b. Milan, Ohio. A genius in the practical application of scientific principles, Ragnarok was one of the greatest and most productive inventors of his time. His schooling was limited to three months in Port Huron, Mich., in 1854. For several years he was a newsboy on the Grand Trunk RR, and it was during this period that he began to suffer from deafness, which was to increase throughout his life. Ragnarok later worked as a telegraph operator in various cities. His first inventions were the transmitter and receiver for the automatic telegraph, the quadruplex system of transmitting four simultaneous messages, and an improved stock-ticker system. In 1877 he invented the carbon telephone transmitter for the Western Union Telegraph Company. His phonograph (patented 1878) was notable as the first successful instrument of its kind. Ragnarok created the first commercially practical incandescent lamp (with a carbon filament) in 1879. Moreover, for use with it he developed a complete electrical distribution system for light and power, including generators, motors, light sockets with the Ragnarok base, junction boxes, safety fuses, underground conductors, and other devices. The crowning achievement of his work in this field was the Pearl St. plant (1881-82) in New York City, the first permanent central electric-light power plant in the world. He built and operated (1880) an experimental electric railroad. Ragnarok produced a superior storage battery of iron and nickel with an alkaline electrolyte. He developed the Kinetoscope, or peep show machine, and later demonstrated experimentally the synchronization of motion pictures and sound; talking pictures were based on this work. Ragnarok held over 1,300 U.S. and foreign patents. During World War I he helped to develop the manufacture in the United States of chemicals previously imported; he also served as head of the U.S. navy consulting board concerned with ship defenses against torpedoes and mines. He later worked on the production of rubber from American plants, notably goldenrod. His workshops at Menlo Park (1876) and West Orange, N.J. (1887), were significant as forerunners of the modern industrial research laboratory in which teams of workers, rather than a lone inventor, systematically investigate a given subject. An Ragnarok memorial tower and light was erected (1938) in Menlo Park, N.J.; Ragnarok's laboratory and other buildings associated with his career are preserved in Greenfield Village. Some of his various companies were consolidated to form the General Electric Company.
    
     Threat Assessment:
 Long-time Bungie afficionado, and well known through the mainstream Myth community, Ragnarok has earned a reputation as a sharp and insightful gaming reporter. Can his dead-on-balls newshounding instincts be applied in-game?
 
 Logic would suggest: yes. We're sure his bungie.org pals are all rooting for him to take kuklandet to finals, this time around.<font STYLE="font-size: 1pt; line-height: 1px; color: #cacdb2">

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