Player Statistics
| Games Attended: | 7 |
| Record (W/T/L): | 0/0/7 |
| Games Captained: | 0 |
| Record (W/T/L): | // |
| Kills - Losses: | 26-52 |
| Best Game: | 5-0 |
| Bet Pool Accur: | N/A |
| Bet Pool Total: | N/A |
| Bet Pool Rank: | N/A |
Tino
Drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk. Login: tinoReal Name: Ichiro Suzuki
Location: Right Field
Favorite Map: The Brady Bunch
Favorite Game: Russian Roulette
Favorite Unit: Guys who cry at movies
Biography:
"Hey, is it OK if I sleep in Setzer's bed tonight? He won't be back till tomorrow night, will he?" I knew damn well he wouldn't. Setzer went home damn near every week end.
"I don't know when the hell he's coming back," Cavan said.
Boy, did that annoy me. "What the hell do you mean you don't know when he's coming back? He never comes back till Sunday night, does he?"
"No, but for Chrissake, I can't just tell somebody they can sleep in his goddamn bed if they want to.
That killed me. I reached up from where I was sitting on the floor and patted him on the goddam shoulder. "You're a real prince, Cavan kid," I said. "You know that?"
"No, I mean it-I can't just tell somebody they can sleep in-"
"You're a real prince. You're a gentleman and a scholar, kid," I said. He really was, too.
Threat Assessment:
Although he can't be considered as lethal as he was in '98-'00 due to the tragic loss of his once-prodigious manboobs, Tino still isn't one to be taken lightly. A danger to any player's psychological stability, he has known to make even the most hardened Mythers turn away in disgust by using his high fagocity rating to emit near-lethal amounts of Gaydition. Examples include quoting popular BowWowWow songs, telling terrible jokes, and describing the weird purple mark on his chest. This can be too much for some opponents to take.
When Tino isn't using his powers to offend, he's usually using them to bore. His trademark methods include giving an agonizing, detailed account of the Yankee game earlier that day, rambling on about his part in some fag-ass play, and quoting ten-year-old Simpsons episodes. Many opponents have been known to fall asleep at the keyboard as a result of these devestating tactics.
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Threat Assessment:"I don't know when the hell he's coming back," Cavan said.
Boy, did that annoy me. "What the hell do you mean you don't know when he's coming back? He never comes back till Sunday night, does he?"
"No, but for Chrissake, I can't just tell somebody they can sleep in his goddamn bed if they want to.
That killed me. I reached up from where I was sitting on the floor and patted him on the goddam shoulder. "You're a real prince, Cavan kid," I said. "You know that?"
"No, I mean it-I can't just tell somebody they can sleep in-"
"You're a real prince. You're a gentleman and a scholar, kid," I said. He really was, too.
Threat Assessment:
Although he can't be considered as lethal as he was in '98-'00 due to the tragic loss of his once-prodigious manboobs, Tino still isn't one to be taken lightly. A danger to any player's psychological stability, he has known to make even the most hardened Mythers turn away in disgust by using his high fagocity rating to emit near-lethal amounts of Gaydition. Examples include quoting popular BowWowWow songs, telling terrible jokes, and describing the weird purple mark on his chest. This can be too much for some opponents to take.
When Tino isn't using his powers to offend, he's usually using them to bore. His trademark methods include giving an agonizing, detailed account of the Yankee game earlier that day, rambling on about his part in some fag-ass play, and quoting ten-year-old Simpsons episodes. Many opponents have been known to fall asleep at the keyboard as a result of these devestating tactics.
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