Player Statistics
| Games Attended: | 18 |
| Record (W/T/L): | 11/0/7 |
| Games Captained: | 4 |
| Record (W/T/L): | 3/0/1 |
| Kills - Losses: | 97-96 |
| Best Game: | 9-0 |
| Bet Pool Accur: | 6.2 |
| Bet Pool Total: | 109 |
| Bet Pool Rank: | 65th |
Milk Man
For cow and county! Login: mrbrowniesReal Name: Cedric Williams
Location: Virginia, USA
Favorite Map: Grave
Favorite Game: -
Favorite Unit: Archer
Biography:
As a man of tremendous importance, I get asked many questions about myself.
In an effort to respond to the most frequenlty asked of these questions, I
have assembled a brief FAQ for MWC.
Q: So, are you a religious man?
A: I am the head avatar of the "Church of Bessie", so yes you could say that
I am a religious man.
Q: But isnt Bessie a cow?
A: Yes, but not just any cow. She is the great sky-cow of the heavens of
the immortal udder from which all life sprang forth.
A: So are you the leader of this church?
Q: Over the years many denominations of the Church of Bessie have formed,
some notable ones being the Uddists, the Neo-Bessieists, and the Cheez-its,
which have served to decentralize the church somewhat. However as I am the
only living incarnation of Bessie, they all answer to me to some degree.
Q: So could I kill Bessie for hamburger meat?
A: No, she would smite you with her udder in a great flash of pink and
white, leaving only a crimson stain where you once stood.
Q: As the head of such an influential religion, do you believe in the
seperation of Church and State
A: No I plan to unite the earth under an autocratic Dairy-related Theocracy
Q: Could you take off your pants?
A: I dont wear pants
Q: WOA! Want to go back to my place?
A: No
Threat Assessment:In an effort to respond to the most frequenlty asked of these questions, I
have assembled a brief FAQ for MWC.
Q: So, are you a religious man?
A: I am the head avatar of the "Church of Bessie", so yes you could say that
I am a religious man.
Q: But isnt Bessie a cow?
A: Yes, but not just any cow. She is the great sky-cow of the heavens of
the immortal udder from which all life sprang forth.
A: So are you the leader of this church?
Q: Over the years many denominations of the Church of Bessie have formed,
some notable ones being the Uddists, the Neo-Bessieists, and the Cheez-its,
which have served to decentralize the church somewhat. However as I am the
only living incarnation of Bessie, they all answer to me to some degree.
Q: So could I kill Bessie for hamburger meat?
A: No, she would smite you with her udder in a great flash of pink and
white, leaving only a crimson stain where you once stood.
Q: As the head of such an influential religion, do you believe in the
seperation of Church and State
A: No I plan to unite the earth under an autocratic Dairy-related Theocracy
Q: Could you take off your pants?
A: I dont wear pants
Q: WOA! Want to go back to my place?
A: No
Milk Man rated himself a 1.35 on a scale of 1-10.
Who are we to argue with someone so honest? ;)
Who are we to argue with someone so honest? ;)
