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Pistol Pete
Once upon a time I had a cat. Her name was Elvis. Login: pistalionReal Name: Farfignewton
Location: Timbuktu
Favorite Map: I'll dance on your Dire Marsh
Favorite Game: Steal the Territories
Favorite Unit: Fallen Avatara
Biography:
Pistol is a contradiction in terms... that is to say, he is a contraception to the very recepticles of which canteloupe is conceived on the plane of justifiability and juxtaposition. Through globular statistical analysis, he finds the subterfuge of moxy to include the superpositioning of bean sprouts. He is the Sarcastocese to our Plates-o. He takes the furbian cake. What a molecular odiferation, indeed.
Threat Assessment:None submitted.
