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Player Statistics
Games Attended:11
Record (W/T/L):6/0/5
Games Captained:0
Record (W/T/L)://
  
Kills - Losses:9-39
Best Game:3-0
  
Bet Pool Accur:N/A
Bet Pool Total:N/A
Bet Pool Rank:N/A

Crouching Sloth

What I dont have in ability, I make up for it in ineptness! Login: slothman
Real Name: Sloth the Slow
Location: The Jungles of Shangri La

Favorite Map: Pooh Bear
Favorite Game: Balls on Parade ;-)
Favorite Unit: Archers: nice tights
Biography:
My biography is best given by my teamates.  These are statements that some of them made
    
    CYA n Hell-  "If I was captain he would not be playing"
    
    Erazor-  "I only agreed to have him on the team because he saved my life once and never fails to remind me aboutit"
    
    Judas- "He has some pictures of me in a speedo so he blackmailed me into letting him play"
    
    Corpse- "No comment"
    
    Gallows Pole- "We have tried everything and he wont go away"
    
    Gundam- "Whatever sloth said about me with that dorf, wight, chicken and KY-Jelly is a lie"  
  
  Trevelyan- "No it isn't!!!! hehe"
  
  Paerlito- "I worship the very ground he walks on... as long as the checks keep coming"
  
  JP Morgan- ::gives sloth the bird::
  
  Almighty Bob- "He can go play hide and go f*ck himself for all I care"
  
  Spekter- "Sloth's poor play, in pretty much every map, usually sets a new mark everytime he moves the mouse"
Threat Assessment:
None submitted.
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