Player Statistics
| Games Attended: | 6 |
| Record (W/T/L): | 6/0/0 |
| Games Captained: | 0 |
| Record (W/T/L): | // |
| Kills - Losses: | 22-11 |
| Best Game: | 8-2 |
| Bet Pool Accur: | 4.9 |
| Bet Pool Total: | 84 |
| Bet Pool Rank: | 46th |
Jedi Val
You don't know pain until you get your balls internally inflammed. It hurts like a bitch, and you can't get a girl to massage them, because it will just hurt more. Login: jedivalReal Name: Joseph Valenti
Location: New Jersey
Favorite Map: Desert
Favorite Game: Flag Rally
Favorite Unit: Ghol
Biography:
So yeah one time I went up to this girl, and called her a bitch right to her face....she stopped talking to me. I went up to a guy, and told him that he was a communist bastard and that I hoped he got his penis cut off and fed to him....he stopped talking to me. Then one time I told this girl I really liked that my balls were inflammed....but she kept talking to me.
What does this all mean?!
The first two people were obviously hurt by the truth....the last person obviously wants my penis. I feel better now.
Oh and for some reason I have played this game called, "Myth" ever since it came out. I don't know why, it's absolutely horrid to play, and the people I play against take it way too seriously. I have to play though because this guy named "bl00" told me that I was a co-leader of this order called "evil inc."
Originally I told him to fuck off because I mean he had to be lying to me. Then I checked in on the subject and found he was telling the truth....whoops =(
Threat Assessment:What does this all mean?!
The first two people were obviously hurt by the truth....the last person obviously wants my penis. I feel better now.
Oh and for some reason I have played this game called, "Myth" ever since it came out. I don't know why, it's absolutely horrid to play, and the people I play against take it way too seriously. I have to play though because this guy named "bl00" told me that I was a co-leader of this order called "evil inc."
Originally I told him to fuck off because I mean he had to be lying to me. Then I checked in on the subject and found he was telling the truth....whoops =(
JAY VEE is one of e.i's most personable members and a dangerous adversary.
We expect him to captain frequently for e.i, providing sound strategy and calm leadership.
We expect him to captain frequently for e.i, providing sound strategy and calm leadership.
