Broken Cow

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               <FONT COLOR="RED">This profile may include the following:</CENTER></FONT>
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               <LI>Violence
               <LI>Sarcasm
               <LI>Scenes from Spring Break's "Girls gone wild 4"
               <LI>Evidence that god does not exist
    <LI>Incomplete setences
               <LI>More Scenes from Spring Break's "Girls gone wild 4"
               <LI>Doctored photos of what appears to be Hitler break dancing
               <LI>Hundreds of false links that lead to <A HREF="http://www.Goatse.cx">Goatse.cx</A> pictures
              <LI>And other disturbing material..
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           <CENTER>If you find this material offensive, feel free to <A HREF="http://www.Goatse.cx">Sue me here.</CENTER></A></FONT>
               Anarchists of the world: unite!
                 Bricks of South America: untie!
                      
                       Hi kiddos! How is it going?  Broken Cow here.  Feel free to sit back and relax. Pillow? Mint? Swiss Mix? No? Ahh ok.  Good.  Well now that you are comfortable lets listen and bask in the glory that is me. (Pants are optional).
                  
                       Well I find myself to be a horrible myth 2 player.  Frankly I do not understand why I even try to play on my 28k AOL powerhouse of a connection.  It is so slow, thralls are faster! Ha ha! Myth Humor! Get it?! Get the joke man?!
                      
                       Shut Up.
                      
                       Any ways, being on myth ii: Soulblighter, 24 hours a day is hard sometimes.  I stay awake by Eating ground coffee beans and keep my sanity by staring at a photo of limpís head ( which I strategically taped onto a cut out of count chocula ) in hopes that some day he will come to my house and sweep me off my feet where we will ride off into the sunset.
                      
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                       Ahhh, but one can dream right? right!?
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    ::Akward 2 minute pause::
  
                       I hate you so much.  Fy.
                      
                       Well I decided, maybe its time for me to go outside and get a life, but then I got a better idea!  How about I play for someoneís team in MWC?  That way i can yell at people and impress under aged girls!  Or not!  Itís almost a win, win situation.  So now that we know a little about me, I stress you put your pants back on and enjoy the other profiles.
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                       A picutre of me.  No wait, it isnít.
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                       Salutations, (Except to Isildur.  Everyone hates Isildur.)
                      
                      <FONT COLOR ="TEAL">David</FONT>
 
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    Threat Assessment:
    Broken Cow is very impressive.
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Broken Cow is very impressive.

Update:
Since TA writers have nothing better to do, a meticulous account of the BLUNDER OF THE TOURNEY will now begin.

In game 3 of DE 2 match with TO, BrokenCow had 6 archers. He loses one to a TO lock shot, although he could have avoided that. Now problem YET (foreshadowing!) A single TO pus ghol moves to attack his remaining archers, which is ordinarily not a major threat. Silver Dragon fires a lockshot at that ghol. BrokenCow finds it opportune to avoid that single pus by dodging into the fireball. His archers weren't spaced either.

Thanks for costing us, I mean e.i the game cow.

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