SoulEraser

Those fucking snork things piss me off. They are so gay looking I want to take a knife and chop off SD's dick and stick it in that goofyass mouth thing (or whatever the shit it is) that sticks off his head. Kogz was right, Skeletor owns those dumb little snork bastard faggots. If I was Skeletor I would go underwater and grab all those little bastards and put them in a big cage. Then I would haul those little shitfuckers over to Snake Mountain. <img src=http://www.he-man.org/images/toys/motu/playsets/snake_mountain.jpg>
Anyways, I'd let the little fuckers brood in that shithole for awhile, then I would take them to the Slime Pit.
<img src=http://www.he-man.org/images/toys/motu/playsets/slime_pit.jpg>
See, the purpose of this place is to stick the fuckers right under that bigass sull thing right? And from there, a bigass glob of this weird slime shit falls all over them, and trust me, it's not pleasant. (Ask my sister's Beach Fun Barbie if you don't believe me.) Once the silly little bastards were nice and basted in that gross shit, I would just eat them. That's right. I would eat them. And you know why? Because I am fucking Skeletor and I do whatever the HELL I want. And after my meal, I would ride around in this badass Shark Car thing, or whatever the fuck it is.
<img src=http://www.he-man.org/images/toys/motu/vehicles/land_shark.jpg>

Soul Eraser, an EE transplant, has proven his worth in ffa and team play, becoming a key ingredient in Evil Inc.'s tournament efforts.

Evil Inc. should look to SE in the clutch, because he's likely money.