Player Statistics
| Games Attended: | 22 |
| Record (W/T/L): | 13/0/9 |
| Games Captained: | 1 |
| Record (W/T/L): | 0/0/1 |
| Kills - Losses: | 194-217 |
| Best Game: | 22-8 |
| Bet Pool Accur: | N/A |
| Bet Pool Total: | N/A |
| Bet Pool Rank: | N/A |
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"Bigamy is one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." - Oscar Wilde Login: RimshotReal Name: Scott
Location: Usually in front of the computer (Especially while playing myth)
Favorite Map: meh
Favorite Game: Uh.. myth!
Favorite Unit: One that is given to me with no other requirements but "Kill the enemy".
Biography:
Here are 5 handy tips for playing against us cheffies:
#1: Always include a loud, annoying, obnoxious teammate.
Simply by having the above on your team, our chances of winning are increased by 10% due to the fact that we want to cut you up into small bite sized chunks that much more. For every stupid thing that said person says, increase chance of winning by 1%.
#2: Make sure to use caps lock.
Remember, saying "WTF", "OMG", and "FU" when something goes wrong are good ways to increase our chances. You won't kill us by making us laugh, but you sure will boost our spirits.
#3: Before the game, put in practice.
Just don't practice with myth2 units. Install WW2, and go play some patrol. Learn to use the soldier. Use grenades efficiently, and master the RPG. Then, come back and play us. It should be fun watching you press t and click on your archer to try and "zook".
#4: Play defence.
Defence is a good thing. Just collect balls, and bring them all to one central spot where we can collectively slice and dice you, instead of chasing down myriad bands of melee for the entire game. :(
#5: You are never at fault.
Blame your teammates for anything and anything that goes wrong. The reason your dwarf got pussed is because your captain controlled your unit, remember. Your trow died because of "WALK BUG OMG". And your warlock fired into your melee group cause of "BS". So fire the blame onto your fellow teammates, especially if we still have another game or 2 left to play.
Threat Assessment:#1: Always include a loud, annoying, obnoxious teammate.
Simply by having the above on your team, our chances of winning are increased by 10% due to the fact that we want to cut you up into small bite sized chunks that much more. For every stupid thing that said person says, increase chance of winning by 1%.
#2: Make sure to use caps lock.
Remember, saying "WTF", "OMG", and "FU" when something goes wrong are good ways to increase our chances. You won't kill us by making us laugh, but you sure will boost our spirits.
#3: Before the game, put in practice.
Just don't practice with myth2 units. Install WW2, and go play some patrol. Learn to use the soldier. Use grenades efficiently, and master the RPG. Then, come back and play us. It should be fun watching you press t and click on your archer to try and "zook".
#4: Play defence.
Defence is a good thing. Just collect balls, and bring them all to one central spot where we can collectively slice and dice you, instead of chasing down myriad bands of melee for the entire game. :(
#5: You are never at fault.
Blame your teammates for anything and anything that goes wrong. The reason your dwarf got pussed is because your captain controlled your unit, remember. Your trow died because of "WALK BUG OMG". And your warlock fired into your melee group cause of "BS". So fire the blame onto your fellow teammates, especially if we still have another game or 2 left to play.
None submitted.
