 | If you've been playing myth for a while than you've probably seen or heard of at least one of the three major religious groups that call the halls of bungie net home. If for some reason you've missed out, the Grand Weasel has given this loyal follower permission to enlighten the bungie net community to some of the inner workings of our divine masters. The holy texts speak of three beings of unrivaled power who hold sway over bungie net. These three beings have worked their will through their mortal minions on earth for untold generations and have only with the rise of Myth begun to come into the public eye. Of the three, the most misunderstood and secretive of the deities of bungie is the Grand Weasel. With followers working from the shadows and random threats hurled from the dark, the Weasel has rarely if ever been trusted. Fickle and whimsical to the point where even the Grand Weasel's own minions fear him, it is doubtful that the Weasel will ever be a force to be feared in the world. However, it is not the art of war and destruction that the Weasel truly stands for. His soft and cuddly nature is often ignored and misunderstood and it is this nature that the Weasel wishes all his opponents in the world to see and appreciate. The most awe inspiring ability that the Grand Weasel has at his disposal (other than being soooooo loveable and cute), is the power to unleash the force known as wandering damage. Wandering damage flies about the battlefield inflicting damage out of thin air on whatever enters its path. ph33r IT. It is suggested that at this point if you are still alive and able to read that you take a break and come back later. The Mother Roach. The following of the Mother Roach is a large and active one, or at least it once was. With a cry to their goddess, tDC (tDC stands for so many things) waged war on a truly epic scale for years. Countless foes have fallen from underestimating the mighty roaches and their fearsome deity. It is well known that the Mother Roach's minions are fanatically loyal, giving praise to their mistress and willing to use her gifts against those who stand against her divine will. Gifting her minions with the mighty chat cannon, the Mother Roach is perhaps the most militaristic of the Big Three and it shows in the writings of those who have witnessed the host of the Roach Goddess on the field. If you be foe to a zealot of the Mother Roach, beware her divine wrath oh puny mortal for she is more than willing to SMITE U BISH. If you are still breathing and have not started to die of old age please take a break for your health. Beloved by all, even those who fight against her followers, Bessie of the Magnificent Udder is worthy of praise above all the deities of bungie. Singing the praises of the most Wonderful Cow, Milk Man of BoB has converted countless b.net residents to the way of the Milk Goddess. Declaring war on Bessie would be tantamount to suicide in some countries because of the work of the Milk Man. Wisest of the deities of bungie, Bessie has been known to bring justice to the wronged and righteous fury upon the oppressors of those who would live happily on bungie net. Despite her great powers, Bessie is still a force for good on bungie and graciously does not interfere with the affairs of mortals. Instead Bessie allows her minions to her work on b.net for her. With her most loyal follower taking part in this tournament of tournaments, it is hoped that Bessie will send her blessings on all the combatants who have entered this grand tournament. Aginor "Prophet of the Weasel God" |
